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guided meditation

An excuse for fuckwits when there misses wont let them out
Invited the fellas for a drink. But guided meditation was calling
by Mulox August 27, 2017
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garden meditation

Thoughtfully tending to your ladygarden; jilling off.
Lady Chatterley thought of Mellors and his John Thomas as she indulged in a little garden meditation.
by Mavis O'Reilly June 1, 2018
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Yeeta Magitta

Person 1: *does something cool or funny*
Person 2: wow
Person 1: lol yeeta magitta
by Kelshehh May 4, 2019
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masturbation meditation

A deep state of mind that allows you to cum with nothing touching your dick/vagina.
by Reagulayte January 3, 2020
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Operant Meditation

Meditation that is satisfying clarity of mind while able to operate in a given task, thoughtless intellect, spacing out awarely
We are informed by the news, to avoid stress, we look at it with operant meditation.
The Buddha had taught us to calmly love the world with operant meditation.
I listened and did operant meditation, wasn't "spacing out!"
by Westward Idealist June 8, 2020
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Bleta megata

How it sounds when Spanish people talk
Siii bleta megata Gata gata sheeeeet
by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022
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10 megaton nuclear warhead

the most EPIC thing you could bring on a train, but make sure it’s the last train to san fernando.
“i LOVE 10 megaton nuclear warheads
“i am going to send a 10 megaton nuclear warhead to your home tonight my friend
by oppenheimerofficial December 20, 2023
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