An upstate New York term used mainly by Hispanic thug boys or frats to describe a female as being mid or just average quality in looks.
Male 1: Ayo Pablo you see that shorty over there?

Make 2: Yeah homie she a cinco de mayo if I ever saw one

Male 1: you right homes she a middie
by The New York hillbilly February 3, 2023
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When someone pulls a ridiculously absurd ponzi scheme that's so absurd it's overlooked as a conspiracy theory.
- Careful buying that used car, my son!, hopefully the used car dealership salesman doesn't try to pull a Mayo Griffin!

If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.

The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
by theblackadder March 2, 2023
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An amazing, beautiful human. Someone who is young, talented, and down to earth. Everyone strives to be a Mayo Brat.
Look at that Mayo Brat.

That girl is such a Mayo Brat.
by mayobrat14 December 27, 2017
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1 Lekker vlees met sausje.
2 Synoniem voor penis met sperma.
3 paardenvlees.
(jouw vriendin): mag ik jouw frikandel met mayo
by maubro May 8, 2023
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The sexual act whereby a person with a tracheostomy pipe performs fellatio on a second individual while a third party precedes to take a french fry and place it in the tracheostomy hole. As the second party ejaculates, mayonnaise is promptly dispensed onto the french fry and the condiment covered french fry is enjoyed by all involved.

A variation of this act is the New Orleans Ketchup Dispenser when the penetrating member has an STD and blood comes out instead of sperm.
I visited Robert in the ICU tonight, Sally found a mouldy french fry on the floor so the three of us had ourselves a New Orleans Mayo Dispenser.... if you know what I mean...
by nehirgniqe December 27, 2022
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Anyone that consorts with hedgefunds and central banks to defraud the public.
Known mayo handler Charles Gasparino likes to lie on TV to retail investors about the stock market.
by Fleshlyte February 21, 2022
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