Pulling a Maggie 

When a person " Friend/ Family member" drops off the face of the earth without warning and doesn't take responsibility for their actions.

We planned this party three weeks ago and you're going to pull a Maggie.

I'm not pulling a Maggie.

Pulling a Maggie by not the momma 6 June 17, 2016

maggot muff 

(n.) Similar to Spanish moss. A maggot muff can be the result of many things, such as cuntosis, a buildup of smelly sludge in the vaginal area.

See also Vulveeta

He would've normally asked her out to eat had it not been for the rancid odor of her maggot muff.

maggot muff by Rick Roberson March 19, 2009

Maggot 

Someone who’s messing around usually annoying people.

Andy stop acting the maggot

Maggot by Dope John Paul III January 20, 2019

Saggy Maggy 

An ill-fitting condom, specifically those of the Trojan Magnum variety; or a man wearing a clearly over sized condom.

Gabbi: "So how'd your date go last night? did you give him some?"

Annie: "Dinner was ok but when we got home he pulled out a magnum...."

Gabbi: "What's wrong with that?"

Annie: "He is to small for all of that!"

Gabbi: "Just say NO to Saggy Maggys!"

Saggy Maggy by Condom Fairy July 2, 2012

maggot dick 

White men's penis size...resembles an actual maggot. White and small.

Woman: "I can't feel anything!"
White man: "Huh, but I'm inside of you??"
Woman: Get off me, maggot dick!"

maggot dick by SexyGal10 January 21, 2010

maggot 

tiny, pimple-like penis.

hhmm sweetie... i didn't know you're hiding a maggot in there.

maggot by CyberJake August 15, 2005

magget 

adj. overly inebriated

He went drinking and got magget.
I am so magget.

magget by AOS June 5, 2005