Numb Luck

When you hurt yourself in such a terrible way that you'd be lucky if you went numb.

Ryan closed the door, unaware that a yeti had just broke all of his fingernails back, as well as snapped both of his legs into right angles to the sides. The yeti then bashed Ryan's skull in the door 8 times, causing Ryan to spit up blood and 4 teeth. Ryan couldn't feel anything from the neck down after the yeti had broken his spine.
"Haha, I guess you could say this was Numb Luck! Ha!" Mumbled Ryan.

by The Darkone November 13, 2016

Dare Luck

When you do something dangerous and/or stupid and might get hurt or die, but everything turns out awesome.

" I can't believe he survived ", "he's got that Dare Luck".

by Therealmoonman June 3, 2023

artifact luck

absolute nonsense and non-existant thing

good artifact luck? forget about it

by DefaultNon April 13, 2021

Luck

is gay

me: Luck is gay
god: yes

by syxteenhunnid February 16, 2023

Awful Luck

Bad Luck But Its Way More Bad

Aw Shucks! I Got *Awful Luck* :(

by Urban-User-№ December 26, 2022

Thomas Luck

Has a massive Cock, loads of friends, unable to have a relationship, however, will have a lot of sex when older (17 and onwards)

Thomas Luck has a lot of girls

by Dr Read March 26, 2022

Victor Luck

Really bad luck. Someone with Victor Luck is often compared to a "reverse lottery winner". More common amongst donkeys.

I re-bought that bonus buy six times and lost all six! That's Victor Luck!

by Dan Wilson UK January 22, 2025