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Loafing

To soddomize yourself or another with a frozen loaf of bread.
(guy 1)hey im going to the freezer to get a loaf. (guy 2) you can count me out if you'r going to be loafing yourself. Or "Go loaf yourself"
by Euan bis February 21, 2009
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Not bad looking

Ugly; Term is often used by people as to not hurt the feelings of the person they are talking about; term usually is used by females to describe males they are talking about, but can be used to describe females as well. Males rarely use this term to describe other males.
Example 1: (Sam talking to his female friend, Alicia about a girl he likes)

Sam: I asked a girl out to lunch today, but she hasn't gotten back with me like she said she would. Maybe she thinks I'm ugly and doesn't like me.

Alicia: You're not ugly; I saw your picture and you're not bad looking.

What Alicia is really trying to say is that her friend Sam IS ugly, but doesn't want to hurt his feelings.

Example 2: (Steve and Mike talking)

Steve: Hey Mike, some girl told me I'm not bad looking today. Does you think she likes me?

Mike: Hell no dude give it up, she thinks you're ugly!
by Avu26 March 6, 2009
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looking forward

"Looking forward" and "going forward" are annoying expressions that mean "in the future". They have been in universal use for years in corporate America and came about for legal reasons. Companies are held liable by the Securities and Exchange Commission for any statements or predictions made about the future. They can be sued by investors if they make a statement about the future and it does not come true. The word "future" was therefore completely erased from the corporate vocabulary and replaced by "looking forward" and "going forward". These annoying terms are used constantly to qualify almost every statement made in order to avoid legal liability. In corporate America today, the word "future" NEVER comes out of the mouth of any corporate officer or anyone who makes official statements to the public (if he or she expects to keep their job).
Looking forward, sales of the company are expected to increase in the first quarter.
by wvcurmudgeon December 14, 2006
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Loading up a superflat

Guy 1: hey you wanna get something to eat later?
Guy 2: sorry I can’t I’m loading up a superflat
by DixieNormousLXIX May 23, 2019
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Dirty Looking Squid Shit

Something so ulgy or something so fucked up its complete and utter squid shit.
Jamel looks like some dirty looking squid shit.
by SJDFOX March 19, 2015
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Goofy Looking Motherfucker

A man who is so infuriatingly goofy looking that you have to stop for a minute and collect and compose yourself in order to continue as a functioning member of society. Some examples of this terrible condition include socks with sandals, white people with dreads, dads dancing to rap, and anyone who wears harry potter glasses *save for the oz man himself*
by DATRU12YEAROLD June 21, 2017
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Club Of Great Looking Gentlemen

A group that discusses the superiority of men. We discuss how amazing, and great looking each other are. We discuss such topics as the word "spokeswoman" when women should clearly not speak! etc. We are a fine establishment of men, who realize how amazing we are.
"man look how sexy, and better looking they are, compared to me"- Average Woman
"I know! They Must be in the Club Of Great Looking Gentlemen!" - Other Average Woman
by woman haterrr July 8, 2010
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