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Leech

Type of behaviour that constitues extreme insults, emotional and sexual harrassment in the workplace. The 'Leech' will often blame his own dispicable behaviour upon other colleagues, and has NO FEAR of Human Resources or indeed his own conscious.
That Andy is such a leech - I hear Anna fell over the other day and he groped her on the way down!
by Leech-Victim March 4, 2009
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Leeching

A girl/guy that sucks on their partners genitals similar to a Leech.
"Did you hear Lily was leeching on Corey AND Jordan?"
"I bet her mouth hurts."
by SuperSpicyBitch December 6, 2011
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Leah

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet, white with blond hair and blue eyes. She is cute, funny, out going, but at times can be a little shy.
She is the perfect catch and all the guys want her.

She loves her family and friends. Everything about her is superb.

She will love you with all her heart.
Guy 1: Wow she is one cool girl.
Guy 2: Yeah because she is Leah.
by Alokk August 31, 2012
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LeeArron

typically a female who thinks they know everything. Very passionate for theatre, but very moody. Tends to smell like fish.
LeeArron you were so great in that play today.
by cjjjjjjjjjj January 22, 2008
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Leech-Joke

A leech-joke;

When a person attempts to ride the coattails of a joke that someone else has just made. The leech joke will, in one-hundred percent of cases, involve the same basic premise as the original joke, though the leech may slightly alter words to attempt to inject some degree of originality into proceedings.

The leech-joke will commonly receive:

a) a few charity cough-laughs
b) a look of confused disdain from everyone within earshot.
c) a violent reprisal
A Social Example of a Leech-Joke in Practice:

(To group at table)

Ted: ... so essentially what she's saying is that she did not notice a vas deferens between either..

(raucous laughter)

(at same table, seconds later)

Derek: (loudly) Yes, because they both had penises, but neither was very different, at all!

(Cue coughing and shoe-gazing around the table as fellow diners try desperately to avoid eye-contact with Derek.)
by NutsNGum September 13, 2011
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Leah

Leah is a tall sexy girl who often goes for boys called Ryan jack or Lewis she is funny fast and sticks up for herself and is not afraid
That girl is definitely a Leah Lewis is a lucky man
by Jackson1214 February 16, 2018
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Leech

A. Someone who solicits pity so that anyone will give them help and then takes advantage.

B. Someone who appears as if they have everything under control if you “just help them until they find a job” and then when they do they pay you back a portion to disguise what they are until they loose there job or quit because of “harsh work environments” to regain pity from the person they are leeching from.
“Tommy is such a leech! He is staying with me until he gets a job but he doesn’t look like he is getting one any time soon.”
by Amber Campbell August 19, 2018
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