THESE KIDS KEEP LANDING ON MY PENIS

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THESE KIDS KEEP LANDING ON MY PENIS Joshua said whilst raping a porky pine in france arrrrhhhhhghhg(69)

by Willyholeszz November 1, 2020

Landing Strip

Nickname for a slut ass bitch.

We should go visit landing strip and eife that skank ass bitch.

by Griz May 2, 2004

Landing Pad

Placing the pad of your mom, girlfriend, or any other woman in your household in the toilet bowl before you drop oval brownies to prevent cold water from splashing up into your anus.

"You and Courtney still together?"
"No...she broke up with me because I used her last pantie liner for a landing pad. She couldn't go to her job interview because she bled through her pants."

"Come out tonight."
"I cant...Im grounded."
"For what?"
"Mom caught me using her tampax for a landing pad."

by Wildman Bill March 5, 2010

Landing a Jet

The act of celebrating like a champion one or two games too soon. Or any general lack of focus before a task is completed

Braylon Edwards back-flip after defeating the Pats in the 2010 NFL playoffs "I hope he isn't landing a Jet, he has another game next week".
Or. a Gatorade Bath given to a head coach after a semifinal victory

by Uncle Flizzy January 24, 2011

Landing Strip

Performing the landing strip is a sex move in which the guy rubs his dick between a girls armpit (similar to the act of titjob or thighjob) and before the guy cums, the girl opens her armpit, allowing the guy to "land the plane" on the Landing Strip

Guy #1: Hey dude, have you and your girl tried anything new recently?
Guy #2: Yeah she let me perform the Landing Strip

by LeeStories October 29, 2019

Laying in bed

To be high, baked, stoned, etc

After all that pot i was laying in bed for hours

by xotennisgirl July 17, 2009

mooner landing

the act of pulling your pants down and landing your butcheeks on ones face as if a flying saucer.When the other person is passed out....>:)

looolooooloooooloooooouuuuuoh no a mooner landing...

by espo1 December 15, 2009