Kindercunt

Cunnilingus of barely legal or illegal status, exhibiting immature features like those of a pre-teen.

At 3p.m. Jameson Martin cruises past the local schools, hoping to score some kindercunt.

by BetterThanYou717 June 6, 2010

Kinden

Hott good looking female often called a whore but not true... 10% of the time guys have a good chance getting this girl because she loves to fuck!

kinden is sooo odd

by Kattoo January 27, 2009

kinderbrats

the neighborhood obnoxious children of obnoxious parents

The kinderbrats are screaming again.

by mangovegan July 30, 2010

Kinder-egging

A sexual term, referring to a threefold experience. The first part of the experience is the consumption of sedatives or 'downers', such as ketamine, the second part is the recieving of sexual gratification via the partners (or 'eggers') hand stimulation, the third part is the 'surprise' (hence the name), usually something along the lines of throwing the reciever off of a bridge or footpath, into a river or canal just as their sexual climax is experienced.

-He kinder-egged her good on Martin's bridge, right into the water and she was pissed!
-She gave me a right kinder-egging the other night!

by thealmightybasstardo May 2, 2011

Kinder-ninth

When ninth graders act like kindergarteners,

Mr. G: why do you freshman act so immature, Imma call you Kinder-ninth

by Kinder-ninth: The Chronicles April 24, 2013

Kindergarten cock

A really small dick!

Damn you have a kindergarten cock!

by Normalnametaken October 7, 2013

Kinderofduty

Your typical 7 year old that for some reason plays COD, and always uses the microphone all of the time. A kinderofduty will generally use terms like 'NOOB', 'PWN', 'GAY', and they use way too many acronyms.

I just headshot a kinderofduty today.

by PancakeChinchilla November 11, 2013