Junk Juggling

Grabbing your pants at the crotch and twisting your hips while moving the pants fabric with your hand. Men do this to get their penis and scrotum in a more comfortable position.

Man, my dick's stuck to my sack, I got to do some junk juggling to get comfortable.

by chunkifeat June 11, 2008

junk violation

anytime your lower unit is violated, damaged, or broken.

Adams girlfriend was a cold bitch when she kicked him in his gear giving him a junk violation.

by chonger November 29, 2005

Junk Skunk

When one has terrible and raunchy farts over a long period of time. This situation of Flatulation can be loud or silent, but they are always violent.

"Man! I've totally got the junk skunk; I've been farting all day and they smell horrible!"

by Mauldtheman January 28, 2009

junk zombie

One who is addicted to narcotics, usually heroin. The name is in reference to the zombielike state of the individual (apathy, lethargy, sluggishness).

ron is a junk zombie, 'cuz all he does all day is shoot up smack

by red commie bastard November 26, 2006

Junk Mugger

A dude who digs other dudes. You know... in that way.

M3at - I think that dude might dig other dudes. You know... in that way.
Sp3rm Doner - Yeah, he's definitely a junk mugger.

by Sp3rm Doner September 12, 2008

junk bump

2. when a woman looks like she has meaty man bits in her pants.

i saw junk bump in her camo pants...

by 977135 January 23, 2010

junk mail

shit that takes up space in your mailbox or e-mail that you don't want

it would be funny to send the people who mail you the junk mail a bunch of crap so you can block up their e-mail

by lunar shadows August 03, 2004