Jersey Swerve

Cutting another vehicle off by swerving directly in front of them for the purpose of changing multiple lanes or taking an exit. Place of origin: New Jersey.

Dude: "I was driving down the middle lane of the Garden State Parkway when I realized the exit was coming up, so I had to pull a Jersey Swerve on some old guy and took the exit ramp at 60 miles an hour."

Old Guy: "What the hell, that dude just pulled a Jersey Swerve on my ass. I'm going to call the state troopers on him."

by Palmerstone May 8, 2008

Jerking off with both hands

An expression for over-doing something, doing more work than is necessary to complete a task, or the general idea of using an ass-backwards method to achieve a relatively simple goal.

Yeah, well he's always jerking off with both hands.

by maxflight June 19, 2010

jerkomatic

adj.- an automatic boner for you to jerk off after seeing a real hot chick in any format (magazine, video, real, etc.)

1: dude! did you see that chick's ass?
2: perfect! i guess that's why jonas went to the bath..
1: total jerkomatic...i'm goin' too
2: wanker...

by Puhercules July 30, 2009

jeru

The Prophet. Jeru the Damaja, goal is to fight ignorance and open the mind's of those who are listneing.

"Damn son, Jeru the Damaja speaks the truth. Dont even try cuz, you cant stop the prophet."

by the damaja December 21, 2009

Jerzee

Jerzee is usually the name of a really pretty or beautiful girl that has mostly a lot of friends and usually plays one or more sports

Boy:1 Hey is that Jerzee

Boy:2 omg yes it is

Boy:1 she's beautiful

by Julia Moore December 12, 2016

New Jersey Slide

A very quick change of two or more lanes on the highway, generally causing severe body roll to a car.

Your going to need to do a mean New Jersey Slide to get off at this exit.

by Bob Growler January 1, 2009

Jeremy's House

An imaginary place used to openly talk about going to smoke weed in Montreal and the greater Montreal area. Usually used to ask your friends in class if they plan to smoke weed after class but can also be used to find out if someone is already stoned.

Want to go to Jeremy's House after class? I have the key...

Did you go to jeremy's house?

by Lawetz April 21, 2008