The "surprise" you get when gauging your ear lobes to anything larger than a 2 gauge. It's a nasty crust on your overly large earrings. Smell is between a cats ass and something that might have died 12 weeks ago.
by Dog with man head August 28, 2009
"she started deep throating me so hard she might as well have been whispering sweet nothings into my elephant ear"
by eagles may soar May 12, 2009
Those massive holes in peoples' ear lobes after getting them stretched to the size of their fist practically. They're pretty gross but some people think they're cool...although I think they're mentally ill.
Guy 1: OMG what is that THING in your ear?
Guy 2: its an ear gauge. Basically a massive gaping hole in my ear.
Guy 1: Eww *runs away*
Guy 2: its an ear gauge. Basically a massive gaping hole in my ear.
Guy 1: Eww *runs away*
by HellzAngeL13 July 31, 2009
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
Girl 1: Yo, Sha-ney-nay-ray. You herd da new Taylor Swift song? Its aight.
Girl 2: Isnt dat duh young skinny white gurl. Shanefa, now you know I dont be listening to that white people music. Gimme dat Biggie or Tupac.
Girl 1: Guuuurl, you need to stop wit your negro ears and expand your cultural horizon.
Girl 2: Isnt dat duh young skinny white gurl. Shanefa, now you know I dont be listening to that white people music. Gimme dat Biggie or Tupac.
Girl 1: Guuuurl, you need to stop wit your negro ears and expand your cultural horizon.
by JB Smoooove February 20, 2011
Ear Hacks (or Ear Hax), is a Counter-Strike term coined by Octwo, used to sarcastically refer to a person's ability to hear another person within a game well enough to give others the impression that they're "wall hacking."
Bob hears Joe walking on the other side of a wall. He fires his weapon at Joe as he hears him near the edge of the wall, killing Joe through the wall without first seeing him. Joe calls him a wall hacker, so Bob rolls his eyes and sarcastically says that he was using Ear Hacks.
by Octwo May 08, 2007
An ear spanking is what happens when someone is nagging or talking to much to the other people who are forced to listen.
1. Monica gave her husband a real ear spanking for coming home late last night.
2. Don't ask Monica what's up , unless you want an ear spanking!
2. Don't ask Monica what's up , unless you want an ear spanking!
by Mihighness August 20, 2005