Imma neck you

To give or recieve head or oral sex.

Imma neck you so hard tonight.

by FRUITLOOP21 October 4, 2017

immaculate conception

one chance to hit it so that your life line lives on

One artist claims he was conceived by immaculate conception. His Dad got out the penn on a way way trip. He got one chance to hit a piece so that he lives on in his son. He knew it was a one way ticket. The bitch this artist calls mother and Mom is the one that took his Pops out. But this is the woman he chose as Moms, with his punk ass. She wished she could have made him and tried to control him the way she couldn't control his Dad. Dad was on a Penitentiary bid and lived life to help his people in the struggle as it was called then. Didn't mind making the punk and he knows who I am.

by dionys May 14, 2006

imma

imma(imm-a) is the second conciousness power,the power the power of the mind to grasp, develop and integrate an idea.It is the inner spiritual power to hear, meditate upon and contemplate a truth untill it becomes fully internalized in one's conciousness.

Naomi had been so concentrated on her IMMA's that she could hear, touch and see these inner freinds thruogh the barrier of their different dimentions.

by Naomi October 24, 2003

Immacu-lesbian Conception

When a lesbian has such incredible and intense sex with another lesbian that their body actually believes itself to be pregnant resulting in amenorrhea, or rather, an "Imaccu-lesbian Conception." Such lesbian pregnancies are first detectable 5 days after a missed period and can last up to 9 months. They usually do not result in the birth of a human baby; however, the lesbian community has not given up hope.

Helen: "Damn, Tracy. You've been doing things to my body nobody has ever done before. I'm a week late. This is my first "'Immacu-lesbian Conception.'"
Tracy: "Baby. You didn't need to give me one reason to stay here, but I am proud to be your first. I will gladly support you through this."

by LEZZZZY December 10, 2014

Immaculata High School

Basically the most hated and despicable high school in Somerset County (Basking ridge and Bridgewater-raritan high school are a close 2nd and 3rd), this institution is a terrible place that well off parents send little Johnny and Sally to to make them and their kids try to feel superior to the 'inferior' kids that go to public schools. However, Immaculata is actually a poor educational facility that sets their students up for failure later in life despite being promised a higher education level. The sports teams are worse than something you would dig out of the Meadowlands at low tide, just straight dumpster fire. The athletes go to Immaculata on false hopes that they'll be more likely to be recruited than if they had gone to public school. The football team is laden with controversy like in 2013 when an assistant coach was caught doing very Sandusky-esque things with the players which brought on chants from rival schools like "Don't drop the Soap!" as they brandished shower caps and soap bars attached to rope. When kids go to this school they are expected to cut off all ties from their former friends and become straight a-holes. No one likes this place.

Public School Kid 1: "Do you remember Johnny?"
Public School Kid 2: "Yeah, he was a cool kid, I haven't seen him since he went to Immaculata High School."
Public School Kid 1: "I saw him yesterday and he's a total dick now, like he acted like he was so much better than me."
Public School Kid 2: "Damn, that's a real shame. He had so much potential and just ruined it by attending that garbage pit of a school."

by MartyMcWiseguy October 8, 2016

Return my calls immediately

Something people say in an email when they’re mad at a company and they think that ordering them to do something is going to make them do it as if they are their bitch.

*Reading: “We have tried to contact you and there has been no answer. Return my calls immediately at (phone number).”
Hm, I was going to call her back until that bitch command. I’ll consider calling her back next week.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

Immaculant

A term derived from a popular TikTok video that involved a woman saying “this is immaculant.”

Generally used in response to something delicious.

(Capitalized letters to show raising of volume )
Sheri: The flAvor (flavor) is imACULANT (Immaculant).
Nicole: i know right

by stu pedassó May 1, 2020