Wood Hockey

the act of two or more men slapping their cocks together.

hey terry, wanna go upstairs and play a few rounds of wood hockey?

by duke1776 April 23, 2008

mc hooker

Hot slutty girl selling herself at the McDonald's drive through window.

Yeah, can I have a Mc Hooker with nothin' on her.

by immortalsoldier December 5, 2009

Floor Hockey

A "sport" played in middle school gym classes and the special Olympics. No really, look it up.

"They're doing floor hockey in gym, I wish I had a broken ankle or something"

by Julius Sezuire March 16, 2014

matter hacker

Somebody who tinkers and toys with designs and applications of objects, aka matter, especially within the context of 3D printing technology. Kind of an amateur engineer.

He can build his own robot parts because he's a matter hacker.

by Mike_2352 July 28, 2014

$2 hooker

skanky girl who wears booty shorts and bebe shirts also cant get into the club so she stays out side

1-she has a flat ass
2-haa yeah*bites nails*shes a real¨$2 hooker¨

by ass in the hole June 27, 2016

Growth Hacker

The term that evolved from SEO GURU... if you look up the actual people who dare calling themselves "growth hacker" publicly, you will find most of them are gimmicky snake oil salespeople who offer nothing crazy, fancy, or even new. There are some really famous and hyped lying salespeople like these around...

That Indian guy who emailed you 20 times about his growth hacking tactics and secrets and the classes and campaigns and material he tried to sell to you at a deep discount, that is a true scamster aka the "growth hacker", or better yet the good ole' SEO GURU.

by summontwoballs December 14, 2016

Holy Hockey net

The hockey net is a god. We love everything he does for us. All hail the holy hockey net. We pray everyday to it.

“All hail the Holy Hockey Net and everything it does.”

by larron godly 5 May 21, 2019