Definitions by immortalsoldier

scottish flower 

The view under a Scottish kilt.

The highlander did a cart-wheel and showed the whole town his Scottish flower.

scottish flower by immortalsoldier December 17, 2013

swamp ass soup 

Common among military tuck drivers deployed to Iraq. Occurs when the seat of the vehicle absorbs the swamp ass from one driver then before it can dry another driver mixes their own sweaty swamp ass in the seat cushion resulting in a swamp ass soup.

Dude, you swamp assed this seat. So. Well I got swamp ass too and now we just created swamp ass soup.

swamp ass soup by immortalsoldier December 13, 2013

mc hooker 

Hot slutty girl selling herself at the McDonald's drive through window.

Yeah, can I have a Mc Hooker with nothin' on her.

mc hooker by immortalsoldier December 5, 2009