banana hammock

another term for speedo...the absolute gayest thing a man can ever wear..if your caught wearing one, you are a faggot and you should jump off a cliff

i cant believe my eyes, some guy is wearing a banana hammock...lets kill him

by christophorus August 22, 2010

hamnana

its like a banana, but its made out of ham

'mmm i could do with a hamnana right now!'
'Harry, make me a hamnana!'

by harrythe hamnana June 14, 2007

Hambonersteen

Of or relating to an instance or situation in which one is screwed over or fucked up. The word is applicable to many situations including instances of late night escapades involving women or alcohol.

After Jim and John shotgunned twenty beers and chugged a fifth, they were hambonersteen and could not find their way back to the hotel.

Those guys were really good at beer pong, we got hambonersteened and lost by eight cups.

by Gek Nation April 11, 2011

Hambonus

Instead of getting the traditional holiday bonus for your hard work and perseverance through the year, your place of work awards you with a tiny unappealing ham.

Person 1: Hey what did you get for your X-mas bonus?

Person 2: I might as well have gotten nothing. I got a Hambonus.

by Vivvienne December 26, 2011

Hammon

Noun-A sack of chicken tenders that has been soaking for at least 72 hours in the excessive amount of penis juice released by thousands of true Americans on December 1st.

Pour one of those Hammons down by butthole before I de-virginize your sister, you frog fucker!

by Couldn't_Connect_to_the_D December 4, 2018

Cross-Hammock Blowie

When the guy is on top of the hammock facing down, and the chick is underneath facing up giving a blowjob

Mariah gave Greg a Cross-Hammock Blowie the other night.

by PRPrincipe11 November 11, 2011

The Hambone

The nickname for Hammond, IN; a city that touches southeast corridor of Chicaho, IL.

What part of Chicago are you from? Oh, you know I'm the hambone.

by Northwest Drilliana September 12, 2016