Garnishment

I will stop showing up to work immediately is a single cent is removed. I'll wait til the last day of my "5 day to pay or quit" and stab a fucking child in the fucking face.

Hym "I told you my garnishment story right? I worked as an installment tech and after a wage fraud scandal I got roped up in, instead of turning me over to the police they garnished my wage. Like 50% of it. Worked for like 5 dollars an hour for a year. Found out later that they were taking way more than any judge would have sentenced me to pay... Good times. But judges do not matter anymore. Only 1 thing matters."

by Hym Iam May 2, 2025

Glarning

When someone whips out their penis in front of a glass table and it breaks the table due to its immense weight and size, then proceeds to play with their foreskin.

"gee fred, did you see joseph Glarning everywhere at that party last night?"

by gawkgawk3kbruh May 5, 2025

Garn47

A free game on PC that has released recently. It was created mostly by Floombo, featuring a character with green skin (who's name is also Garn47), a cat-like creature named Car, and other interesting characters.

"I'm gonna play some Garn47 today."
*boots up pc*

by chocolate_nuggets555 June 17, 2025

Garnold

A character in Incredibox Sprunki, the 8th character and the 3rd effect

Garnold has a visor

by Garnold5808 June 24, 2025

Garnished taco

Pierced clit

I ate a garnished taco last night

by anonymous July 10, 2025

Garn47

1. Garn47 is a surreal 3D platformer game developed by Floombo in which a player controls a funny green dude named Garn47 meeting new friends and traveling through worlds. This game used to be apart of a Friday Night Funkin' mod called "Hit Single", but was separated due to disagreement between the two parties. Thus, the two are being updated more often and independently.
2. Garn47 is the titular protagonist and the primary playable character or a game of the same name. He's a green Garnite who travels the quirky world.

1.

Person 1: Dude, Garn47 is so interesting that even celebrities like Vinny Vinesauce and SrPelo voiced a few characters!
Person 2: HELL YEAH!!!
2.
Hey what's your favorite Garn47 character? Mine is Garn47

by anonymous4chanfunkin July 28, 2025

Gwank

To stare hollowly, with a soul-drained gaze; to look upon someone or something with the emptiness of grief, exhaustion, or loss.

She gwanked into the mirror to find someone who doesn't exist ,
Or
Darkness gwanks at me, taking away my breath making my legs go weak

by Prathistha September 29, 2025