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Google says

When you Google something and it comes out with an answer. Due to the awesome power of Google, what it says is 99.99% right.
Google says Berlin is the capital of Germany.
by Mb500 April 1, 2009
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google whore

someone who is peculiarly enthusiastic about google and/or google products.

sometimes referred to as a "goog-whore" for short
"Hey guys, I just got the new Google Wave beta!"
"Pfffft, what a google whore"
by sakhai November 13, 2009
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google pervert

a person who searches on a search engine for porn or hentai to look at and possibly masturbate to. while google is the most common, many other search engines are used to satisfy their needs, many times search engines which are not used to find pics, i.e. urban dictionary's search engine or newgrounds search engine. the less intended purpose the more perverted.
google pervert: I'm gonna find some pokemon hentai on google!
normal person: my god...
by thegreatmonkey April 30, 2005
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Google Wave

Advanced real-time Google Docs.

"It is a web-based service, computing platform, and communications protocol designed to merge e-mail, instant messaging, wikis, and social networking. It has a strong collaborative and real-time focus supported by extensions that can provide, for example, spelling/grammar checking, automated translation among 40 languages, and numerous other extensions."

AND it's open source.
Google Wave is going to make my life SO much more easier.

Let's twave!

I watched that entire 90 minute preview/demonstration.. can I please get an invite?

I finally got an invite... too bad I don't have anyone to wave with.
by plooshi November 1, 2009
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Google Translate

The default translator for all foreign language classes' homework assignments.
Mike: Dude, how did you know how to say that so perfectly in your Spanish essay?
Derek: I just used Google Translate.
by ante_fehj_ September 17, 2013
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side google

A google search that is in no way related to the main conversation or task.

Likely to occur in highly distractible individuals. Often utilized for the purpose of procrastinating.
Person 1: "I just learned that tortoises smell with their throats."
Person 2: "I thought you were working on your math assignment...?"
Person 1: "I am. I just did a quick side google about tortoises."
by bear5565123 January 31, 2020
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Google Brain

To have a Google Brain (negative connotation):

When you no longer commit things to memory, and rely, instead, on Google for everything.
I can't remember how to do that. I have Google Brain.

Sorry, my memory is crap. I have Google Brain.
by KeepThinking January 7, 2016
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