Coats Before Goats

To wear a stylish coat in the hot summer days, originally to wear a coat while managing a goat farm.

Richard: Did you see my new coat? Axel: In the hot summer days?! Richard: Coats before goats!

by Acksull April 22, 2011

bill gates

The rich cunt that owns Micro$oft... Besides his 50 billion dollar wealth, the can't seem to find anyone to give him plastic surgery... i mean... god he is so very ugly...

A: Oh its hideous... what is is?
B: Its that rich cunt bill gates

by ZXZXZXZX August 24, 2005

Goatse Burn

Goatse burn occurs after you take a Number 2, but you've been holding it in for 2-3 days because it's so big.

When you finally get it out, you start to get a burning sensation from your backside, and possibly some bleeding.

Tom: Hey man, remember that turd I've been holding in for a week?

Bill: Yeah??

Tom: Well I finally got it out 5 minutes ago, and I'm still getting goatse burn from it.

Bill: Dang.

by M&M_Slim_Shady June 18, 2013

Gottestapo

n. 1 a theoctatic secret police or inquisition 2. hetetic hunters 3. overzealous missionaries

Don't bring that book with you to the xhurch or you'll get hassled by the Gottestapo. Who wete those folks at the mall today? Were they members,of a cult? That was the Gottestapo.

by Sturm June 20, 2014

Goats on a roof

The act of several (usually three) really hairy women nibbling on a man's hair while he's lying on his stomach.

Jimbo's bar friends followed him home to witness his lady neighbors role play goats on a roof.

by Da Duffster September 16, 2016

Goats Up

Goats up is a term used describe raising the consciousness of others. Also describes taking an audience on a mental goose chase.

The crowd at Austin City Limits met the Minnesota chapter of Goats Up and got woke.

by Goat leader October 4, 2018

GOATS

A team composition in Overwatch consisting of three tanks and three supports that only the most virgin virgins runs

Literally fucking nobody:

Hopes: cmon swap GOATS guy cmon I need my season 15 sr cmon
Or alternatively

Nobody:
Worth Shatter: GOATS GOATS GOATS

by Jashido March 20, 2019