fingernail fudge

the feces under you fingernail after you have had your finger up a woman's ass. Often goes unnoticed at first due to the excitement of the moment when fucking her pussy and fingering her ass simultaneously.

I washed my hands but there was still a trace of fingernail fudge from when I was with Sherry.

by Woody Thomas September 20, 2008

fudge-ums

a square brown chocolate mascot used to sell brownies on another stupid ass dominoes commercial.

(Thundering of loud footsteps in distence)

Pizza guy: RUN FUDGE-UMS RUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
Fudge-ums: Owaaaa ohhhh waaa

(Thundering increases as large amount of gay actors chase a midget in a brownie suit............wow.....just wow)

by Ross The Great August 26, 2006

fudgehole

The arse or anus from which poo may occasionally eminate.

Darling, you know I love you but I must insist that you shower before i tongue your fudgehole.

by Jonny C6 October 1, 2006

fudge pouch

Just another name for your asshole.

When Molly was baking brownies she looked in the bag and said, "What the hell is a fudge pouch?" Then her stepfather giggled and said, "That's just another name for your asshole. I know my fudge pouch is going to need a good asswiping once I'm done those brownies!"

by Gabe from West Chester August 29, 2022

cow fudge

A white gummy substance, more commonly known as cream cheese.

Wilma and Betty love to rub cow fudge over their buns.

by Migrainiac September 7, 2006

Flying Fudge

When you proceed to defecate onto ones family member then you push them down a hill in a shopping cart.

"Dude i just Flying Fudged your great grandpa last night!"

by Tyler Bonilla Whittaker January 31, 2009

Shut the fudge up

A innocent way of saying shut the fuck up!

Random girl:You will not believe it! *Points to schools slut*

Me: What?

Random girl: Her ass pregnant!

Me: SHUT THE FUDGE UP!!!

by Shyann December 19, 2012