jam fiddler

When you finger a girl when she doesnt want you to because shes on her period and then when you've finished you spread your fingers on bread and make her eat it. If you do not succed your not a jam fiddler

Ewww she ate a jam sandwich
Thats not a jam sandwich :O
Thats a jam fiddler

by Sam Spratley April 25, 2011

Fiddle-dicks

When a male goes into the bathroom and quickly slaps another males penis whilst shouting ‘Yes Daddy’ before running out

“ Did that toddler just Fiddle-dicks me?”

by Holyworm666 October 17, 2017

fiddle faddle that

fuck that

Wanna get some food?
"Fiddle faddle that!"

by Tom Hatney October 5, 2003

Fiddle

A males penis. Used when discussing penises with with out using the word 'penis'.

Did you see the size of Drew's Fiddle? It was huge!

by Dianaisbananas January 17, 2008

Polish fiddle

A solo sex act in which a lady tittie-fucks herself with a dildo. (Orig. Only a Polish woman would be dumb enough to tittie fuck herself with a dildo. Also, the act of tittie-fucking oneself with a dildo would produce a motion much like bowing a violin).

Susie Woznoski: "My god- my neck is so sore."
Dana: "Why?"
Susie Woznoski: "I tried the Polish fiddle last night. I did it for hours and never came." :(

by bobby771 September 25, 2009

fiddler on the roof

When you sit naked on your sexual partner's head, placing your testicles on their forehead and have your partner jerk you off.

Last night, I made my girlfriend play fiddler on the roof, she was not pleased, and now we aren't talking.

by TeirGas February 12, 2008

fiddlesticks

1) Sticks, or branch-like objects that are left in careless places, just awaiting a small child to pick them up and give them a good fiddling with.

2) A Voilin Bow (pl)

1) "Oh Crikey! Jepetto has found my fiddlesticks!"

2) "All my fiddlesticks are made of cat gut I'm afraid"

by zippy January 5, 2005