Horchata Float

Noun referring to a Mexican rice-based drink that's traditionally served over ice, especially in taquerias. This version requires a massive dump in the recipient's glass, followed by a processional, in Spanish, of "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow".

"How come Juan puked his guts out?"

"Homes got a Horchata Float for his cumpleaños".

by Juan Frijoleros November 25, 2011

pushing flowers

1. Dead
2. Exhausted; feeling dead

I have been awake for 24 hours. I am pushing flowers, man.

by hershey8010 December 28, 2013

floor ramen

The absolute saddest a person can be, especially in regards to heartbreak, as defined by the act of sitting on the floor and crying while eating an entire pack of ramen. It is sadness on a level where you can't even make it through doing mundane activities like eating a meal without bursting into tears and sobbing uncontrollably.

"Jessica is sad today. I'm talking floor ramen. Someone should go check on her."

by HoodieRipper October 15, 2013

florijan

Adjective - Sexy, beautiful, smart, intelligent, one of a kind. All woman drool after him, he is exotic and dominating and knows what he wants. You fall in love with him at first glance and he is the quite possibly the most perfect man in the world.

"Ohh i just want Florijan to ..."

"Woah look at that big thing..."

"He just makes me wanna..."

by jebacnina00 July 12, 2017

Flopedian

Adjective

Where someone constantly thinks of everything as a joke/makes joke that are unfunny or no one laughs at despite the comedic intention.
"Flop" as the jokes, well, flop as how unfunny they are.
"edian" comedian,play on words.

"He/She is such a flopedian, none of his jokes are funny"
"He/She is such a flopedian, I wasn't making a joke but they took it as if it was"

by Lego man² January 15, 2021

Floorgorgastin

A person who tries too hard to find meaning in everything, especially with Urban Dictionary.

If you’re looking this up right now, you’re probably a floorgorgastin.

by A Huge Dartos January 25, 2021

Bus Flow

A type of graffiti-writing style present in San Francisco; namely, the San Francisco public transportation system. It is the act of tagging with a particular style on a San Francisco Muni Bus that blends with the pulse of the bus ride. It's not called Bus Flow for no reason; you gotta have rhythm. Takes a lot of practice and hard work to master. Very illegal as graffiti is a form of vandalism.

Graffiti takes dedication and hard work; some people takes years to even realize what Bus Flow is.

by SF Muni March 14, 2010