Fondling Father — another name for Donald Trump, The Orange Man, Dolt 45, who also has a host of other sobriquets too numerous to mention here.
This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous.
A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.
This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous.
A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.
This is the Fondling Father Home Schooling Anthem
He was first in graft
First in lies
First in grabbing lady parts
Our Foundling Father, Donald Trump
Gave our MAGA Movement its start
He was first in graft
First in lies
First in grabbing lady parts
Our Foundling Father, Donald Trump
Gave our MAGA Movement its start
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Some people prefer to assert freedom from the penis shape by using a stimulator in the harness that is shaped like a sperm whale, a dolphin, or even an alien ovipositor complete with implantable eggs.
Whatever is chosen, this isn’t an act designed for either a quickie; or, a lack of commitment to the experience.
This is a very “overly specific” act to perform.
Some people prefer to assert freedom from the penis shape by using a stimulator in the harness that is shaped like a sperm whale, a dolphin, or even an alien ovipositor complete with implantable eggs.
Whatever is chosen, this isn’t an act designed for either a quickie; or, a lack of commitment to the experience.
This is a very “overly specific” act to perform.
Coitus, fauxitus — it’s the 21st century; what’s a little penetrative sex between friends or lovers? Especially overly specific penetrative sex!!!!!!
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“I am way past facing reality!” Is a statement of clarity beyond clarity. This statement is a counter slap to someone who thinks that they are trying to alert you to the reality of a situation. It’s another way of saying: “Oh, allow me to retort, MOTHERFUCKER!”.
Lover #1 You have to face reality, our relationship is in trouble and we need to talk.
Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!
Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!
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Get the I am way past facing reality! mug.I’m a big fan of you. — The most horrifying moment a luminary in any field can experience is the moment when a person suddenly invades their personal space while uttering the words: I’m a big fan of you.
Before even introducing themselves.
And there are several horrifying variants:
“I’m your biggest fan.”
“Do you want to meet my friends? They are big fans of you!”
“Do you want to meet my sister? She shy and thinks that you’re sexy; AND, SHE’S A BIG FAN OF YOU!!!!”
Even a luminary with incredible elan has difficulty with the savior faire of this moment. Especially if the sister is really attractive and the brother looks menacing AF!!!!
Moments like this have been immortalized by the writer Stephen King in the novel Misery. He took this moment to its most horrific extreme.
Comedian Louis C.K. also famed a moment like this in season 1 episode 5 of his FX television show. This may be hard to see because apparently he had some habits of which people were not a “big fan”.
This behavior has been made worse in the era of selfies when everyone has a camera on them at all times. Narcissistic, voyuer-istic culture has made the ability to move incognito a must.
Imagine being Taylor Swift and having this to you. I don’t have to imagine it because I have a picture to prove it actually happens. I’m a big fan of her!!!!!!!
Before even introducing themselves.
And there are several horrifying variants:
“I’m your biggest fan.”
“Do you want to meet my friends? They are big fans of you!”
“Do you want to meet my sister? She shy and thinks that you’re sexy; AND, SHE’S A BIG FAN OF YOU!!!!”
Even a luminary with incredible elan has difficulty with the savior faire of this moment. Especially if the sister is really attractive and the brother looks menacing AF!!!!
Moments like this have been immortalized by the writer Stephen King in the novel Misery. He took this moment to its most horrific extreme.
Comedian Louis C.K. also famed a moment like this in season 1 episode 5 of his FX television show. This may be hard to see because apparently he had some habits of which people were not a “big fan”.
This behavior has been made worse in the era of selfies when everyone has a camera on them at all times. Narcissistic, voyuer-istic culture has made the ability to move incognito a must.
Imagine being Taylor Swift and having this to you. I don’t have to imagine it because I have a picture to prove it actually happens. I’m a big fan of her!!!!!!!
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Get the I’m a big fan of you. mug.long, deep, fast, and repeatedly — A skill attributed to a man who is capable of using both a knife and his penis in the exact same way. A warrior in the streets and a master in the sheets; he gets to the battle early and is definitely the last and only one to leave. If you are a woman he may call you back; and, if you are a man he will call the meat wagon and tell them where your body is cooling and to come and pick you up before you start to stink.
This type of character was best captured by Walter Mosley in the person of Raymond “Mouse” Alexander in his Easy Rawlins stories.
This type of character was best captured by Walter Mosley in the person of Raymond “Mouse” Alexander in his Easy Rawlins stories.
Watch out for the men from North Carolina; they will bring a knife to a fist fight and cut you long, deep, fast, and repeatedly. And the women say that they fuck the exact same way. They are bad motherf*ckers.
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noun: farmabist; plural noun: farmabists
a farmer who is professionally qualified to cultivate and sell industrial hemp.
noun: farmabist; plural noun: farmabists
a farmer who is professionally qualified to cultivate and sell industrial hemp.
CBD is booming. But US farmabists struggle to keep up with demand for industrial hemp!
Most farmabists are growing the plant like a tomato, a process that's expensive and intensive!
Store manager: we need more industrial hemp.
Staff: Can you not contact your local farmabist?
Store manager: those damm farmabists don't have enough available anymore.
Most farmabists are growing the plant like a tomato, a process that's expensive and intensive!
Store manager: we need more industrial hemp.
Staff: Can you not contact your local farmabist?
Store manager: those damm farmabists don't have enough available anymore.
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