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Even

A common Norwegian male name and one of the most frequented pun-names.

It is also overused by white girls that somehow stop living when they no longer can do Even.

With great power comes great responsibility as an Even can end the lives of white girls by simply denying them the chance to do Even.
This Starbucks coffee is so great I can't Even right now! or Even, you're such a great friend, but you're also a cunt.
by Abnormalgame December 19, 2018
mugGet the Evenmug.
A quote said by Jim Carrey in the truman show, also present in the end of the movie.
"Say something, goddamnit! You're on television. You're live to the whole world!"

"In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight *proceeds to just leave*"
by anonymous August 11, 2024
mugGet the good afternoon, good evening and goodnightmug.

not even going to fap

A phrase that is sure to replace the widely used ”not (even) gonna lie”
Random dude: yo that thot really did send a dickpic instead of her tits accidentally
Me, an intellectual: that’s kinda cringe, not EVEN going to fap (well, ofc I’m gonna fap)
by overheadsnocap September 14, 2019
mugGet the not even going to fapmug.

I cant even tell you

When you literally do not even know what to say prior to a question
"Johnathan why are there black men twerking on your phone?"

"i cant even tell you"
by yiuasjgdiloasy May 17, 2022
mugGet the I cant even tell youmug.

the even hotter couple

jack and cate are the even hotter couple, even hotter than the hottest couple
by ahs thoughts October 9, 2023
mugGet the the even hotter couplemug.

economic evener

when the government increases and fades out your nine different types of intelligence to keep the economy even.
The economic evener had the major cities be comprised of about the same amount of people working in certain professions.
by Coop Dupe March 20, 2020
mugGet the economic evenermug.

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