When you fuck a girl in the ass and right before you cum,you pull out, turn her around, pull back and smack her right under the nose with your dick leaving a Hitler sized shit stained mustache.
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This is a very Rare disease where you will start stalking him on Snapchat , looking at photos of him, dreams about going to his house, playing with his goat, doesn’t have a monkey ?, you snap him a lot , and haven’t stopped liking him since you started high school. ( this will only happen to you if your name is Eva )
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Get the Eva is GOD mug.Often referring to the type of female that will drain you of everything from finances to your soul. They often infiltrate the host (being an unsuspecting Male subject) using tactics such as fabricating horrific life experiences in her past to make you feel sorry for her, allowing her to play the victim.
This often happens in puppy love teen relationships (a guy's first "love").
Once she has fooled you into thinking she's so sweet and innocent, you find out the pale freckled faced girl has been getting raw dogged by Jamal from up the streets Bbc. By then you done put a baby in her. Now she gets 18 years of your money and you will be lucky to ever see the kid. Now you are part of her horrific past in the stories she tells the next lame ducks. Hey, but atleast now it's not you, pity the guy it's not his fault he doesn't know any better.
This often happens in puppy love teen relationships (a guy's first "love").
Once she has fooled you into thinking she's so sweet and innocent, you find out the pale freckled faced girl has been getting raw dogged by Jamal from up the streets Bbc. By then you done put a baby in her. Now she gets 18 years of your money and you will be lucky to ever see the kid. Now you are part of her horrific past in the stories she tells the next lame ducks. Hey, but atleast now it's not you, pity the guy it's not his fault he doesn't know any better.
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You can however replace Lame with any suitable adjective ie: Eva pregnant=knocked up out of wedlock
Eva hairy=needs a serious thread job on the body
Eva lazy=lives at home until a spinster
You can however replace Lame with any suitable adjective ie: Eva pregnant=knocked up out of wedlock
Eva hairy=needs a serious thread job on the body
Eva lazy=lives at home until a spinster
"I ran into a girl on the street that was Eva lame and was in desperate need of a neck threading due to her overgrowth of neckhair"
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