Joseph Ducreux

the pimp ass man from the 1700s that creates famous phrases in pop culture in his own words

You would say,"Fuck bitches, get money"

Joseph Ducreux would say,"Disregard females, acquire currency"

by doopypeanut December 6, 2009

Duck My Sick

A way of saying "Suck my dick" that actually sounds cooler than saying "Suck my dick". Also the name of one of the racehorses on Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

This punk ass can duck my sick!

by Hand Hanzo May 18, 2005

Mighty Ducks

The greatest movie known to mankind. Gordon Bombay symbolizes Jesus. Makes young kids happy, and makes grown men weep. Goldberd was THE MAN.

Guy: Have you seen the new Chronicles of Narnia Movie?

Cool guy: Man fuck that gay shit, the only movies I watch are The Mighty Ducks triology.

Guy: Your telling me you never seen Harry Potter?

Cool Guy: Fuck Harry Potter.

Cool Guy pulls out shoutgun shoots guy in face, then throws body in river and goes home turns on D2 The Mighty Ducks and Higs it up all night

by chawking March 31, 2009

Duck Lips

Where one's lips look like a duck's bill(beak). Most scenefags make kissing faces while they take endless pictures of themselves and post them at various places on the internet. They think it looks really cool, but they actually look like an ugly ass duck. It looks really AWFUL, and makes me wan't to destroy the internet because so many people are doing it.

Guy1: Yo did you see her myspace?
Guy2: Yeah! She looks like a real scenefag with those duck lips!

by The Robsta June 9, 2005

Duck Division

Weirdos who claim to be Newgrounds Protectors/Admins. They also claimed to attract the first pool of members in 2005, when Newgrounds opened. They're actually people who spam Newgrounds and dump their bad flashes. They're terrible administrators and moderators, their reply to spammy/threatening comments, 'LOL' or any pointless word. They often go off-topic or post pornography on a topic. They have no knowledge of how to be a good moderator/administrator.

Their flashes made are labeled with DD. They're normally hate flashes, but some of the Newgrounds users aren't taking their flashes seriously.

Also, they're planning to inject a virus into Newgrounds. What a group of failures.

Person 1: Hey Person 2, Duck Division posted another flash.

Person 2: What's it called?

Person 1: DD Wade Fulp Gets Laid.

Person 2: Blammed?

Person 1: Yep.

Person 1: They've also spammed up Newgrounds' forums but the moderators cleaned it up. And they're posting shit about Newgrounds in their forum.

Person 2: Typical Duck Division style.

Person 1: Yea.

by MisaTange July 24, 2009

duck sausage

A meat product for your lady friend to enjoy.

"Have you ever tried duck sausage?"

"No I haven't."

"Well duck down here and get you some!"

by O'Face June 25, 2005

duckfuckery

A situation involving or resulting in total, bumbling chaos.

"The flock of pigeons unloaded and the entire sidewalk cafe turned into a complete duckfuckery.

by Gryndyl August 19, 2007