eyes wide drunk

Getting so inebriated it is only possible to focus on a conversation by opening ones eyes as wide as possible and not blinking.

"You shoulda seen Dave. He had so many lagers that he was eyes wide drunk during last night's banter."

by skgvati April 28, 2007

stupid drunk

To drink yourself into a state where you would qualify for the special olympics.

Man, we got stupid drunk last night!

by dirte June 12, 2006

drunk food

Food one eats when getting the beer munchies

After 8 beers i can sure go for some drunk food

by Ceese March 12, 2005

bike drunk

The state of being too blackout drunk to ride a bicycle, but too drunk to walk without it

Johnny was bike drunk, and had to lean on his cruiser in order to make it home saturday night.

by Uncle Mike April 5, 2007

drunk texting

A modern derivative of its cousin, drunk dial-ing, this involves sending text messages via cell phone to friends, girlfriends, sluts, just friends, etc., while in a drunken stupor.

Typically it is used on a desired member of the opposite sex, that is normally not desired during sober hours. This lame attempt to arrange a booty call results from the cowardice of the drunk texter, who fears actually making the drunk dial.

That grease monkey keeps drunk texting her every weekend at 2am.

by DougCrow January 3, 2006

pissy drunk

State of being, where you're so drunk that you piss yourself.

He was pissy drunk, even though he only had one beer to drink. Punk.

by Brandon December 1, 2003

Sleep Drunk

Sleep drunk: the act of being so sleep deprived that you act as though intoxicated

man i was so sleep drunk last night i said some things i shouldn't have

by Rightnowimsleepdrunk July 1, 2009