Whore Door

A whore that upon in texting and chats is very open and constantly releases nudes to the recipients, but in the real world they're very closed up and can barely sustain close contact to human-life that is of the opposite sex.

Dude ; Dude she just sent me 5 nudes! AND she tempted me with a free blowjob!

Dude 2; Holy shit dude!

Alyssa; *Enters room and sits 3 feet next to Dude 1 while retaining very uncomfortable smile*

Dude 2: *whispers* "I told you she was a complete Whore Door".

by Snowscaper July 17, 2015

Arcane Door

Sex position: It's the act of having a small woman crawl inside a giant woman and having her blow you.
-Horse optional.

I am gonna fucking arcane door bitch!

by Arkane Master July 14, 2016

like a door knob

when a girl is so easy all u have to do is ask and you and your friends can get some action from her every other day

she is like a door knob everyone gets a turn

by boom0259 October 6, 2008

Tallahassee Trap Door

A specialty move in the game of Gotcha. While an opponent's back is turned. You reach through the back his legs and place a firm grip on his wanker from below. Stealth and precision are keys to this move. If failed you will recieve a handful of testicals or taint. Be advised, no points are awarded for grabbing testicals or taint. When the move is executed, standard rules do apply. It is then manditory to yell Gotcha!

How did gotcha go last night? I lost in the last minute by a Tallahassee Trap Door. Fucker came out of no where!

by Bledsoe July 8, 2011

The polish door hinge

Typically involves a lady of larger stature and a thick polish sausage along with a can do attitude. Strip the larger lass down naked and lay her flat on her back. Gently warm the sausage in a microwave, now insert the sausage into the vagina for a period until orgasm is almost reached then at that moment jam the sausage right up the anus. Her legs will slam shut like a well oiled door hinge. The element of surprise is a must and it is advised to be wearing sneakers as you may require a quick getaway. If you do want to eat the sausage later a condom is recommended.

Peter: have you see that girl down at the local deli?
Frank: do you mean the plus sized girl?
Peter: yeah thats her, we got into a bit on friday night and i gave her the polish door hinge!
Frank: was that polish sausage and cheese sandwiches you made us for lunch??
Peter: ummmmm yeah...

by Frank Fontain May 23, 2019

Door Whore

Silly underage chavette, Who flirts/sleeps with/gives regular sexual favours to bouncers for preferential treatment in pubs and clubs.

"She's a right little door whore, been nailed by every bouncer in town."

by Darth Issa July 9, 2009

door hinge

This mythical word (or two words if you prefer) actually rhymes with "orange"
Deal with it

I'm going to get eat an orange when I finish fixing this door hinge...

by sombrero stan December 16, 2005