Noun. A process in which a person shoves an umbrella in his or her anus, and then promptly opens it up, thus making his or her asshole larger. The misguided soul then proceeds to put watermelon-sized anal beads into his or her rectum. This being must then try to regurgitate these objects into a friend's mouth. Finally, the friend runs to the nearest zoo naked and gets impaled by a rhinoceros.
- Damn son, why you so stressed today? Did ya take a hippopotamus doorknob recently?
- Yes, my anus is still sore.
- I'm sorry for your loss.
- Yes, my anus is still sore.
- I'm sorry for your loss.
by Brolijah May 7, 2014
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Jon:yo man, so what'd you do with that girl last huh?
Jake: nuttin too special. just startin makin out and i got a little jerk-a-derk in my car. not too bad i guess.
Jake: nuttin too special. just startin makin out and i got a little jerk-a-derk in my car. not too bad i guess.
by J Hernandez February 5, 2007
Get the jerk-a-derk mug.Someone who wastes vast amounts of time explaining the subtle (and irrelevant) differences between dork, geek, nerd, and anything else they have been labeled so they can feel slightly better about themselves.
by Garm Bel Iblis April 17, 2006
Get the dork mug.To interject a non-nerdy conversation with really nerdy comment thus distupting the conversation.
The nerdy comment may/may not come from someone who is not contributing anything to the conversation.
The nerdy comment may/may not come from someone who is not contributing anything to the conversation.
Bob: Wow Spiderman II was really bad.
Nerd 1: Did you know tritium is an isotope of hydrogen?
Bob: Why you gotta dork it up for everything, Nerd?!
Nerd 1: Did you know tritium is an isotope of hydrogen?
Bob: Why you gotta dork it up for everything, Nerd?!
by mistahtom July 23, 2006
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by Grandmasta J March 1, 2003
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when it's specifically a brown person masturbating, they are 'derking off', rather than 'jerking off'.
when it's specifically a brown person masturbating, they are 'derking off', rather than 'jerking off'.
blawal khan was derking off until his mom caught him.
jhooti kamal was derking off his sister, halabibibakalaka... wait, what?
jhooti kamal was derking off his sister, halabibibakalaka... wait, what?
by derkaderkallah January 9, 2010
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