derecked

refers to mary-jay smoking sessions. a room that is derecked is full of smoke to the extent that it is starting to become difficult to see people.

Alad - "Jees man this room is derecked"

by Adam Sambridge November 27, 2006

derecruited

means rejected from something you were initially part of, which is meant shamefully.

arrh man, she got derecruited!

by gassed101 June 1, 2010

derek shell

The definition of a total dick, he hates everybody and makes other people do things for him. he's a total douche and makes other people mad.

Guy- kys
Other guy- You're being a Derek Shell.

by DerekShellHater May 20, 2018

John Deere

name for a person who cuts other guys grass, someone who likes to make a move on another guys girl and feels no guilt for his actions

that piece of shit John Deere can eat my shit

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

Derek

A cocky asshole that loves beer, the Bruins, and women.

"That's so Derek..."

by Abs Loves Shades of Gray August 23, 2009

Derek Jeter

The most OVERRATED player in all of professional sports, also plays for the Evil Empire, the New York Yankees. He bats .285 and hits 20 home runs, which most good MLB players would consider an average season, but still gets tons of publicity.

I can name over 50 players who are better than Derek Jeter.

by Tardy McTard March 29, 2005

Derek

Non-Athletic

Person 1:"Are you Derek?" Person 2:"No I can actually play sports."

by The_Dudee February 9, 2015