(prison)
John: "What you in here for?"
Dave: "Double homicide."
John: "Small-timer, eh?"
Dave: "Yeah. How 'bout you?"
John: "I got caught doing a buck in a school zone."
Dave: "Shit dude, that's like 85 miles an hour over the speed limit! You could have killed some kids!"
John: "What? How would that kill any kids? Maybe traumatize them for life. Oh...you thought I was in here for speeding! Hell no, man, by "do a buck" I meant I was ass-raping a deer in front of the school!"
John: "What you in here for?"
Dave: "Double homicide."
John: "Small-timer, eh?"
Dave: "Yeah. How 'bout you?"
John: "I got caught doing a buck in a school zone."
Dave: "Shit dude, that's like 85 miles an hour over the speed limit! You could have killed some kids!"
John: "What? How would that kill any kids? Maybe traumatize them for life. Oh...you thought I was in here for speeding! Hell no, man, by "do a buck" I meant I was ass-raping a deer in front of the school!"
by Nick D November 12, 2005
Get the do a buckmug. by Sweet Cheese Danish July 7, 2010
Get the do the dooleymug. Example being, a person is baby-sitting their niece/ nephew and but is asked to come out with friends:
Person 1: Yooo come through this party tonight man'
Person 2: Ahh I can't man, I'm doing up uncle duties and shitt
Person 1: Yooo come through this party tonight man'
Person 2: Ahh I can't man, I'm doing up uncle duties and shitt
by Kerra1995 June 13, 2018
Get the Doing upmug. The opposite of Fuck-You Friday, a Wednesday where you have to accept all favors and requests, no matter what’s being asked.
by committedtothememe August 26, 2019
Get the Will-Do Wednesdaymug. A rather generic phrase used to show you're better than someone because you're braver or more stupid
Man-If you ever see a tornado, you should throw something in it
Friend-Why? That's dumb
Man-Naw, I'd do it
Friend-Why? That's dumb
Man-Naw, I'd do it
by Themadbaron May 19, 2011
Get the I'd do itmug. Slang for winding up with amnesia, taken from the episodic television show, “Blind Spot,” in which the main character, Remi Briggs (Alice Krueger) has her memory erased via chemical means.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2022
Get the Jane Doedmug. 