Stupid deaf fuck

When a person is fucking stupid, retarded and also fucking deaf that the only way you can describe their pathetic existence is as a stupid deaf fuck

Person A: Hey, have you seen our new classmate Dylan? I heard that he’s deaf

Person B: Yeah, he’s a stupid deaf fuck. That motherfucker can’t even get a 30 on his test

by Sussysausage June 23, 2024

Big Decaf Energy

The calm, confident energy emitted by someone who doesn’t need caffeine to prove anything.
Their energy speaks for itself.
Their Big Decaf Energy tells its own story.

Everyone strives for Big Decaf Energy.
Only a few possess such a gift.

People with big decaf energy possess presence, control, and self-assurance.
They don’t rush.
They don’t overexplain.

They possess qualities such as clarity, restraint, taste, intentionality, and a “nothing to prove” aura.

Big decaf energy is choosing calm when chaos is available.
It’s knowing you’re locked in without being wired.
It’s confidence without caffeine.

Unbothered.
Fully in control.
Still fueled.
Big Decaf Energy.

“Everyone else was jittery after their third coffee, but he was calm, focused, and insanely confident — pure big decaf energy.”

by Stillfueled January 19, 2026

brain deaf

when someone is SOOOOO stupid and arrogant that they are brain deaf *basically a word being mix of brain death and being deaf*

dude 1: yo dude the popular kid's being brain deaf
dude 2: yea i agree
popular kid: ok so 1+1=3
dude 3: nope its 2-
popular kid: SHUDDUP
dude 1: the popular kid's a dumbass
dude 2: agreed

by Lightoflegacy February 2, 2026

Tone deaf

It's just a little tone deaf Donnie. It's really not that big of a deal.

Hym "But tone deaf remarks aside, if that's MY thing that's another set of parents I could have saved there man. What the fuck? You guys are fucking my ratio all up. I mean, YOU SAW ME... Thinking about killing MY parents if they were involved... Right? So... Like at the time you were probably like 'Kill his own parents!? That's EeEeViL! Why would he SAY such a thing?' But if I thought it in response to a very specific stimulus... Then you can reasonably infer that a NOT-ME who is experiencing THE EXACT SAME STIMULUS... Will generate the same thought... And the NOT-ME... May ACT ON THAT THOUGHT... Even if I MYSELF... DO NOT... Right? So you CAN not do the things you think as a matter of will and self-control but, also, it isn't necessarily incumbent for the NOT-MES to do that. But really, I told you I would just do it. My message disciple on the issue is already good. I'm literally the reason Sadism was added to what is now the dark tetrad (should be a pentad by the way) so I'm already a psychology guy. We have all the components ready to confirm the veracity of MY claim (at least). I don't see what the issue is here. Aside from some retard trying to get in the way, I don't see a reason not to do what I want here. Get them out (permanently). Get me in. Everything works fine for everybody."

by Hym Iam December 16, 2025

Guitar Hero deafening

An ear pain that a gamer gets after playing Guitar Hero with the music blasting for hours.

I just got Guitar Hero deafening because I just listened to the rock music and played for three freaking hours!

by Seshie January 9, 2009

Going in Deaf

(idiom)

To Download or Buy a Music Album, without having heard about the artist, or without having at least heard a 30-second preview of the album

Q: Do you even know how (Artist's) Genre?

A: Nah, I'm going in deaf.

by Anon-and-On September 25, 2015

Rich boy deaf b

A privileged cracker who wears oversized Jordan's and complains about gas money. You can hear him yelling Joe across suburbia.p

The rich boy deaf bitch wants 5 for gas and 10 for weed while his Spanish friend fucks his sister

by Bradford cowboy October 6, 2019