Trash and Crash 

When you get so wasted, you have to sleep over at a friend's house. Usually, the friend does not like this outcome to the night.

"Holy hell, I've had a lot to drink.... Any chance I could trash and crash, bro?"

Trash and Crash by People Paula August 19, 2012

servers are gonna crash 

When a guy suspects the servers are going to crash when printing one note pages.

SP: DUDE THE servers are gonna crash !
Everyone: Chill the fuck out!

servers are gonna crash by 123poopmeister January 19, 2011

Will the stock market crash soon? 

UD Jews, I’m asking you guys

Will the economy collapse or WW3 happen soon?

I’ve been hearing rumors something might happen soon. Don’t know if it is true…

But if something does happen soon, this would give me plenty of time to catch up with everybody else I think…

Will the stock market crash soon?

Will the stock market crash soon? by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023

cack crash 

When your penis gets too tired to perform and just quits on you. Before a cack crash, your penis will usually be extremely excited like someone pumped him full of caffeine.

Duder 1: "Hey doggy how'd it go with that brizzle last night?"

Duder 2: "Well it started off great, but then my dick just went limp on me. I was all hard at first so I thought it would be an epic f*ck session, but it wasn't."

Duder 1: "Oh man, that's classic cack crash, B. Better luck next time.... oh wait there won't be a next time biatch!"

Duder 2: "Yeah... thanks a lot you dick."

cack crash by westfalia October 7, 2010

hippie car crash 

A car/bicycle encounter when the driver of a parked car exits the vehicle only to see a Birkenstock wearing burlap bag carrying hippie driving an old 50's style bike heading toward the open door. The hippie cannot access the bike's shitty brakes due to the wearing of sandals resulting in the hippie swerving to avoid the open car door, loosing control of the bike and then crashing on the roadway.

Some dirty old, bike driv'n hippie almost hit me while I was getting outta my car. Fucking bum couldn't even work the bike brakes which made him go flying off the bike and crash'n himself onto the pavement causing a hippie car crash. He Musta been high on that old style weed.

hippie car crash by spikeb028 June 22, 2007

Property Crash 

A nice house in an affluent area thats devalued by 10% owing to a family of Indians, Pakistani`s or Eastern Europeans moving in next door.

"I say Phoebe I hear Gillian and Lionel have suffered a property crash"

"oh really?"

"yes, some coloured people have bought the bungalow next door"

"oh what a rotten bit of luck dear"

Property Crash by Upper Class Twit 2 February 5, 2008

Twat Crash 

To have a twat crash: To totally freak out, either in anger, panic or fear.
or
To crash one's twat

Jonny had a total twat crash when he discovered somebody had urinated in his glass of Mountain Dew.

When Royston saw the word 'WANK' painted in big red letters on the bonnet of his mum's car, he crashed his twat.

Twat Crash by winky mcwilly September 27, 2006