Clusterfuffle

A combination of a clusterfuck and a kerfuffle

Me:- I went to the job centre to sign on and none of the advisers had a clue what they were doing.

Friend:- The place sounds like a complete clusterfuffle.

by GambitKing March 10, 2015

clusterfuck

(Verb) When someone crashes a whole set of connected computers simultaneously.

Dick just ran his simulation on the school server and clusterfucked the whole schools' server.

by goatandsheep November 16, 2015

Clusterfelch

A group sex act featuring men ejaculating in other's rectums, then other partners remove the cum orally, then share and swap the ejaculate into the mouths of others.

Donald Trump and Roger Ailes attended a clusterfelch with Rudy Giuliani and Chris Christie, with Christie swallowing all the cum.

by FelchBot October 21, 2016

Clusterfuck

I group large group of essentially big helpings of fuckery. Most people cant realy understand what's fully going on.

South Sudan is a clusterfuck

by MeGaShhady February 10, 2019

Cluster Duck

When your phone's autocorrect corrects the word Clusterfuck so you rewrite the whole word like three fucking times until you get it correct while the friend who you are texting is pissing himself

Friend: this year has been fucking awful
You: Yeah, its been a Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
Friend: Bro are you having a stroke
You: CLUSTERFUCK! finally

by KoolKidz1268 June 24, 2020

crusty cluster

the definition for a crusty cluster is when you take a shit and day after day you dont wipe your arse it builds up and the shit build up is considered a crusty cluster ie a build up of old feocal matter

dude "i had the shits again but i never bother wiping the wife always uses all the bog roll"
another dude "no way man thats gross your going to end up with a crusty cluster on your arse"

by anal*smear August 25, 2008

cart cluster

A group of carts left in a certain area that is not the designated spot for carts to be returned to. This is found in places with many people like supermarkets.

Person 1: We're going to be late to the party.

Person 2: Don't take the cart all the way back to the store. Just push it in the cart cluster.

by Manginacus January 5, 2011