The urgent and overwhelming need to take a shit. In honor of Seahawks receiver DK Metcalf who, in a game in 2022, had to be taken to the locker room bathroom on the trainers cart to avoid soiling himself.
Damn, I shouldn't have eaten those sketchy shrimp tacos, now I need to take the cart!
by NorseStar November 9, 2022
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