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fucking dick crapper

The definition is that a person who is bad or someone who is horrible and is a dick and likes to poop on your shoe
a fucking dick crapper defininetly doesn't know how to drive.
by psun3 June 4, 2018
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gotta hit the crapper

Another way of saying gotta use the restroom
Person 1: hey you wanna go to the store
Person 2: Sry gotta hit the crapper first
by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018
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picked me out of the crapper

to be cheered up.
when you are IN the crapper, you are feeling down or depressed or something.
To be "thrown in the crapper" is wen something puts you down or upsets/depresses you.
Therefore, if something "picks you out of the crapper" it makes you happier (:
Amy: so anyway, guess what (:

mell: whyaat?

Amy: me n sam made up... (:
   
mell: oh wow ! :D

Amy: Yea, really picked me out of the crapper tbh :D
by tombliboo October 5, 2009
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oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate

you will hear this when you try to steal a Roadmans "bird"
"yeah bruv this is my bird emily she bare fit"

another kid: "oi shush man ill bang your mum"

"whayyy your hard arent ya mate"

kid 2 "isnt that you gyal over there?shes with another man"

"ay bruv what you sayin? my gayl cheating???nahhh"

(he goes over to his gal)

"oi mate what you doing with my gal"

kid 3 "bruv back off she prefers me innit"

"oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate"
by valkyrie_9734 October 31, 2022
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Clapped

Someone who is extremely ugly and looks as though they have a disfigurement to their face. Often used by people who are black or live near London.
'Hahaha dat guy over der iz clapped'
'I know omg, evry1 finkz he's bare buff'
'Ew nah man, he lookz lyk he has problemz'
by lolokaywhatever February 7, 2015
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Clippers

The weaker team in L.A.
Hey aren't you a Clips fan Jackson?
Yeah, why?
Well that figures since you are a total pussy.
by Sheeahh May 6, 2005
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clapped out half ton

An old piece of shit truck, AKA brennen O'connor's truck
Hick #1 -Man look at that clapped out half ton in the school parking lot.
Hick #2 -OH ! you mean O'connor's Truck
by Hick #2 January 19, 2018
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