A woman who will not stop her inane 24/7 chattering except when you are nailing her like shingles to a roof.
Me: Sweet Jesus, my balls hurt!
Dave: What happened, or do I want to know?
Me: Elida will not STFU for 5 seconds about her daily activities! Who cares who used sugar in their coffee at work! The only way to make her stop is when I am riding her until she bleeds! My god! I had to do it 6 times last night just to get some sleep! What a fucking chatterpus!
Dave: What happened, or do I want to know?
Me: Elida will not STFU for 5 seconds about her daily activities! Who cares who used sugar in their coffee at work! The only way to make her stop is when I am riding her until she bleeds! My god! I had to do it 6 times last night just to get some sleep! What a fucking chatterpus!
by A. Friend April 4, 2009
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"Where is Brenda"
"Oh you didn't hear? She had to go home and change because she pulled the Wisconsin cheese cutter"
"Oh you didn't hear? She had to go home and change because she pulled the Wisconsin cheese cutter"
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someone who self harms for no apparent reason other than to get other people to look at them or ask whats wrong with there pathetic whiny lives .as there is actually nothing wrong they are forced to start crying or shouting out "why is everything so unfair"
someone who self harms for no apparent reason other than to get other people to look at them or ask whats wrong with there pathetic whiny lives .as there is actually nothing wrong they are forced to start crying or shouting out "why is everything so unfair"
attention cutter (AT):*looks at arm repeatdley ,around to see if any1`s watching*starts crying
unsuspecting by stander:whats wrong ?
(AT):everything *sobs* *rolls up sleeve to reveal small shallow cuts
by stander :how did u do that ?
(AT)it all just got to much
bystander :what u cut yourself ? it cant be that bad , with a knife?
(AT):oh it is , i was just crying alone while telling every1 i know on myspace and then i just took the comb iand started scratching
bystander :a comb *walks away in disgust* what an attention cutter
unsuspecting by stander:whats wrong ?
(AT):everything *sobs* *rolls up sleeve to reveal small shallow cuts
by stander :how did u do that ?
(AT)it all just got to much
bystander :what u cut yourself ? it cant be that bad , with a knife?
(AT):oh it is , i was just crying alone while telling every1 i know on myspace and then i just took the comb iand started scratching
bystander :a comb *walks away in disgust* what an attention cutter
by about a blank April 23, 2006
Get the attention cutter mug.loose girl. Often with messy long brown hair, blue eyes and a penchant for fake tan. Typically Manchunian, often drunk with a cigarette in her right hand. Sexy beast.
by Sherbert July 4, 2007
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Similar to a pair of "Daisy Dukes" as worn by Catherine Bach on Dukes of Hazzard.
Similar to a pair of "Daisy Dukes" as worn by Catherine Bach on Dukes of Hazzard.
by bleichner June 11, 2010
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