Chucking a John

to vomit all over someone's furniture multiple times due to an excess of alcohol.

Bro, he's had like nothing to drink and he's chucking a john all over my shit!

by mulz n sambo October 16, 2010

cracking on some jimmies

Eating beef jerkey while cracking your toes.

Just hanging out...cracking on some jimmies.

by shauna blakney October 21, 2010

chucking a jess

1. When you laugh at the joke for 5 minutes before the punchline.

2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.

3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.

4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.

1)
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess

2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess

3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess

by turtle-paws March 15, 2012

Checking the competition

The act of peeking over the divider between urinals and looking at another man's penis

Dude 1: (Checks the competition)

Dude 2: What the hell was that man?! Are you gay?!

Dude 1: Hell no! I'm just checking the competition.

by Gregalis March 31, 2012

Chucking a Divis

Chucking a Divis is commonly referred to when a gentleman drops a knee within the first 12 months of a relationship.

Chucking a Divis usually occurs on an overseas trip around the New Year period.

AIIIIIIISSSSHHHHAAAA how was the New Year Trip?

Was so good i woke up to Jack "Chucking a Divis"

by 13364469 October 9, 2014

Chalking up

To dip the end of your penis in a bag of cocaine

Chalking up, the only way I let the misses do coke

by Tom foolery October 20, 2014

Chucking a Judy

When girls judge other girls on their outfits

Those two bitches were chucking a Judy about her dress.

by Jay654321 December 3, 2014