cunt carrot

A carrot that was used for vaginal masturbation, involving the carrot puncturing into the vagina.

Linda: "I used a carrot to masturbate last night, harry."
Harry: "Well then, that carrot is now a cunt carrot."

by kordru March 11, 2020

Carrot Top

A Carrot Top is the drink of choice among the general population residing in the Tritown Area. It is defined by a shot of Dubra being dropped into a glass of Orange Soda. The drink is never to be mixed. To administer this elixir correctly, the recipient must drop the shot of Dubra into the orange soda, and guzzle the orange soda before the mixture curdles. If a recipient is struggling to self administer the elixir, an onlooker must finish the elixir themselves, or pour the mixture down the throat of the recipient. The Elixir must not be allowed to curdle, a this will promptly summon the Dark Lord, who will then force both the recipient and bystanders to consume Dubra until they join him in Darkness.

Hey man what is tha........ (Carrot Top Administered)

by DarkLord1776 November 28, 2017

carrot peel

Someone who is very VERY skinny and is too orange.

Look at Mollie shes such a carrot peel.

by ashlin_james November 08, 2014

Baby carrot

A full grown man that can not in any situation get a girl to touch his very tiny penis that is smaller than a baby carrot

Dude your such a baby carrot

by Themilieiexpert November 30, 2016

carrot butt

Somebody who puts carrots in their butt.

Hey jess and becca, did you remember when benny? What a carrot butt

by Daxlions April 17, 2016

carrot picker

A carrot picker is a ginger who picks carrots for their own sexual personal experiences. Usually used to preform anal masterbation.

Where you going carrot picker?

by Carley187 December 13, 2017

carrot comrad

a person who is determined to eat enough carrots to turn them orange.

wow check out rosie, audrey and emily! they are carrot comrads!

by emILY1234567890- March 19, 2009