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1. (v)to intervene when others are doing a good job and thru your actions result in the job being done exceptionally poor.
2. (v)to completely miss the point and result in failure.
3. (v)to, in a professional setting, take twice the time, twice the money and twice the resources to do a job half as good as a novice's first attempt.
4. (v)to blunder with extreme ignorance.
5. (v)to fail, but claim victory.
6. (v)to walk away from or abandon adversity.
7. (v) to fail, be given an opportunity to correct failure, then try to merely achieve original failure.
1. I was trying to tighten the bolts with a ratchet and the boss placed his hand over mine to use the ratchet. Literally holding my hand. When we added coolant it went everywhere. He totally burched it.
2. "I wiped my jacket as clean as I could manage and said, 'You burched it. I didn't literally want the shit to hit the fan."
3. I knew he'd burched it when he hired two zoo keepers and bought 3 monkeys just to open that banana.
4. Scott: Girls aren't as good at anything as boys.
Joe: That's a pretty burched opinion.
5. The boat had capsized, but an air pocket kept it afloat. When he told the passengers, "At least it's still afloat," they all knew he had burched it.
6. Blair: where is he going?
Jim: He's leaving. He couldn't add 7 to 35.
Blair. So he just burched it?
7. He landed in the pond and we gave him a mulligan. He burched it. He's in the pond again.
by captainchez April 1, 2015
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Butchy Nipples

Woman's or man's nipples being big, pink, hard, prune-like and hairy.
Donovan: Did you see that man's nipples at the pool?
Taylor: Yes!!! Those were some butchy nipples.
by Alejandro87 May 9, 2011
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buitch

a surpreme wheelchair
He's rollin in that buitch.
If I break my leg, I'm getting a buitch.
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wood butcher

A carpenter who can easily cost you an arm and leg if you hire him. Instead of building with wood he butchers it
Had a guy build me a flight of stairs after climbing them they broke in the middle I could have killed myself. Turns out he cut most of the stringer support away not leaving enough to support any weight hence he was not a carpenter but a wood butcher
by Johnbarney September 29, 2006
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butch

Strong, sensitive boyfriend, perhaps after Butch Cassidy as played by Robert Redford (1969)
"I was your butch and you were touched," Big Star, "September Girls" (1972)
by hisquoque January 18, 2008
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butch

A male with a manly or military look.
Tom liked to go down to the bay and watch the fleet come in. All of the sailors looked so butch and were as horny as hell having been at sea six months.
by Richard Black March 14, 2005
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Butch

A word all chav girls use to hide the fact the boyfriend is fat and short. This is used to hide shame at the fact their boyfriend is something their friends would consider as ugly.
Chav: My boyfriends so butch
Normal person: By that you mean, fat and short?
Chav: (Nervously) Er! No mate, He's just so butch and hell spark you out!
Normal person: Shut up
by Themightytruth November 22, 2006
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