Niko Bullshit

When something is so completely ridiculous, it's not just bullshit, it's Niko Bullshit.

"So, I put on my super powerful god armor and killed him with a butter knife! It happened, I swear!"
"Now that's some serious Niko Bullshit."

by IronDawn November 24, 2019

Bullshit Clown

When a person is frequently spewing obvious lies to everyone that someone has to immediately call them out their bullshit.

Person 1 - Hey guys! Did you know my penis is 12 inches long?!

Person - No it’s not! Stop being such a bullshit clown!

by BungBoy995 February 23, 2022

reeks of bullshit

when someone is full of shit. liar, gossiper, this person is just shady in general.

"omg jake reeks of bullshit."
"i know omg he is so sketchy."

by mustard ass December 10, 2015

Running bullshit

A daily problem which is similar to a "running gag" but never made you laugh : finding the right charger for your laptop, remember an old password, repairing the leaking toilet... Used as syntagm, adjective or interjection.

"Damn! I forgot my running bullshit pass in my jacket!"

by Corduroy par XM September 22, 2016

PulPit BullShit

(1) Religious mumbo-jumbo that's only motivation is to make money and have weekly comforts

(2) Televangelist Talk

Jimmy Swaggart appears weekly on TV to talk that PulPit BullShit

by EmJayee December 16, 2018

Bullshit Tax

When life decides to throw you a bone.

Can happen at anytime, to anyone, anywhere in the world and can come in all sizes.

From finding a random dollar bill on the ground or floor to hearing that your simp-cuck loser Boss/simp-cuck usless coworker got an ass chewing on your Birthday which also happens to be the day before a long awaited 30 day paid vacation.

Person 1: Whoa! Check it! I just found $20, wrapped around a Black Lotus card.

Person 2: My dude. You just collected a "Bullshit Tax".

Person 1: I'm super stoked. Its my Birthday, I have a month long paid vacay coming starting tomorrow, and the best part; my needle dick boss is out of the office attenfing his disciplinary meeting. There has to be a word for something this awesome.

Person 2: Queen, You got yourself a big fat "Bullshit Tax".

by CIBgamer556 August 31, 2020

shot for the bullshit

Wishing you could take a shot of liquor for the shitty situations going on in your life

My girlfriend cheated on me. Shot for the bullshit.

by Pseudonymanon January 7, 2015