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Arcane Bullshit

1 - A highly intensionally nonsensical 106-card oracle deck, think Tarot... But with weird characters, cool nudity, and cursing!

2 - The brand behind the deck, which also does a variety of other cool and bizarre designs and Memes and other manners of high holy weirdness.
I just ordered a 3rd edition Arcane Bullshit deck.

Did you see the Arcane Bullshit meme about racism-free eldritch alternatives to the lore of HP Lovecraft? That was EPIC!
by King Of Werd May 7, 2021
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booty bullshit

When someone (husband) says you can't go to the store with him to get sour crout because you have to watch the babies.
Can I go to the store with you to get sour crout? No. That's some booty bullshit
by Mikahraelolol May 26, 2018
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backseat bullshit

A fear someone has that another person makes fun of because they think it's stupid, thinks the person is a crybaby, or thinks is funny.
Ross: is the fire gonna get bigger? *backs up from campfire*

Rob: look at you, with your backseat bullshit.

Ross: *pushes*
by aria k! March 8, 2022
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Running bullshit

A daily problem which is similar to a "running gag" but never made you laugh : finding the right charger for your laptop, remember an old password, repairing the leaking toilet... Used as syntagm, adjective or interjection.
"Damn! I forgot my running bullshit pass in my jacket!"
by Corduroy par XM September 22, 2016
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Niko Bullshit

When something is so completely ridiculous, it's not just bullshit, it's Niko Bullshit.
"So, I put on my super powerful god armor and killed him with a butter knife! It happened, I swear!"
"Now that's some serious Niko Bullshit."
by IronDawn November 24, 2019
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Bullshit Clown

When a person is frequently spewing obvious lies to everyone that someone has to immediately call them out their bullshit.
Person 1 - Hey guys! Did you know my penis is 12 inches long?!

Person - No it’s not! Stop being such a bullshit clown!
by BungBoy995 February 23, 2022
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Javi-bullshit

The act of procrastinating and acting like a baby by creating a mess for other people to clean up.
Tired of your damn Javi-bullshit
by Tomas Williams November 11, 2021
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