bruce_lee_philosophy

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by Anonymous October 19, 2003

bruce lee

the only famous person from asia who should have taken over asia

Bruce Lee's from asia?

by ermando pimp advance man December 21, 2003

Bruce

Your turn!

Person who cannot keep their pants on.

Person who strips in girls beds.

Person who gets confused between legs.

Girl: What are you doing in my bed?

Bruce: (pulls blanket off) your turn!

by Candy Roth December 8, 2010

Bruce McConkie

Great theologian of the Mormon Church.
Taught more about Jesus in his sermons and writing than any other man alive.
Said Negroes did not fight valiantly in heaven; so even though they came to earth, they had to be cursed with dark skin and stuff. Today many Mormons sun-bathe in hopes of getting dark skin and think they are blessed when they succeed. The people who fought valiantly in heaven were blessed with pasty white skin that burns easily.
The second edition of his book "Mormon Doctrine" left that part out.

"Bruce McConkie said it, so I know it's true!"

by The Only True Mormon Prophet January 20, 2009

Bruce

Another word for a cheap or inferior beer. Derived from brewski.

This party blows, hey Broseph, toss me another Bruce.

by jslice68 October 12, 2009

Bruce Lee

Any Asian guy who is really into white chicks.

Wang Hung Lo is Bruce Lee; he only goes out with white chicks.

by Linda Lee July 1, 2006

Andrew Bruce

A drink order consisting of Dewar's on the rocks with a Sam Adams to wash it down.

Geez, that Andrew Bruce really messed me up. Excuse me server, may I have another Andrew Bruce

by Toyota Shout Outs February 3, 2010