brain masturbation

You take a thought provoking concept and decide to think extremely deeply about this particular concept. Something which often confuses most people or which has never been/cant be solved. The person thinks about and explores many areas of this concept to such an extent that they feel very mentally exhausted and also may experience a headache. In extreme circumstances epitaxis (a nose bleed) may occur. This can then be compared to the familiar term of wanking where sperm is ejactulated on pleasuring the penis - using the brain to extreme effect that blood is produced (sperm) = brain masturbation(wanking)

the concept of time zones - do you actually live longer if you move from one zone to another, depending on the zone and your place of birth - where brain masturbation originated from

what death feels like

afterlife

time stopping

by patrick3amnicole July 19, 2010

porn brain

A brain, usually human and male, wired to orgasm only to pixelated imagery or memories. The first stage is less wood and delayed ejaculation with real women. Some men have mismatched libidos with their partner and this can help. But being unable to jack off without porn and erectile dysfunction can happen in extreme cases, so test yourself without porn regularly!

Even though my wife likes to have sex less often than me, she's really cool about my porn brain.

by IceHouse939 August 18, 2013

brain queef

what is rejected by the brain after it has been completely and utterly fucked

That physics class gave me a brain queef.

What the hell? That's crazy! I'm going to have a brain queef!

by Uncle Ike May 15, 2009

brain surgeon

A female who excels in the art of sucking cocks. Has become known for blowing your mind.

That bitch gave me some wicked brains, she was a brain surgeon

by Patrick Segunta September 10, 2003

brain digger

One who shows interest in a person for their superfluous intelligence. Now, that alone may sound positive. This, however, is not the case as brain diggers would only like to use the brainpower for their own selfish needs.

1.Girl 1: You are such a brain digger.
Girl 2: What? Why!?
Girl 1: You only make friends with the smart people so you don't have to think of stuff on your own.
Girl 2: I'm sorry!

by smiles327 August 12, 2009

Brain Fart

Blurb in your head outta nowhere, train of thought goes weird

Whoops sorry Brain Fart

by Emily May 13, 2005

brain slushie

Something Jessi Slaughter will give you when she pops a glock in your mouth!

Jessi: You haters needa stop hatin', i'm better than u, like if u guys can't realize that then you know what, i'll pop a glock in ur mouth and make a brain slushie!

Viewer: ... dis bitch is trollin.

by pezz123 July 20, 2010