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Super-Bowl Decathalon 

A super-bowl decathalon is when a group of people smoke a bowl of weed at every college in at UCSC on the night before the super bowl. It is very important that for the activity to be designated as a super-bowl decathalon, the group must come to a stop at every college to smoke, rather than smoking while walking through the college. The group must also walk the entire distance as well as bring a football. The first decathalon to take place was on the night before super bowl XVIV between the Indianapolis Colts and the New Orleans Saints. The group included Freshmen from Stevenson, Kresge, and College 8. The first super bowl decathalon started at Stevenson and ended at Oaks, lasting from 10:15 p.m to 2:30 a.m.
Q: What's goin' on?
A: DECATHALON!!!
Q:What?
A The Super-Bowl Decathalon dumb ass!
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Spork Cutlet Bowl

A Spork Cutlet Bowl is the most unholy object known to man. It was sculpted from a cheap block of clay, no one knew how much power it would hold. It started as a simple Katsudon sculpture, but then a spork was added giving it the ultimate power. The sheer level of gay it holds is unstoppable, it will soon become our overlord...
The homosexuals be raving about the Spork Cutlet Bowl.
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The Bowl Rule 

A common term used before smoking good weed out of a bowl/pipe. If you break up the weed and pack it in the pipe, you get the first hit. Commonly known as "If you pack it, you attack it."
Ronnie: Hey bro can I get first hit?
Bill: Hell no, dont you know the bowl rule?
Ronnie: I bought the weed so I get first hit
Bill: The Bowl Rule states, "If you pack it YOU attack it." So I am sorry Ronnie, Hell to the no.
Ronnie: Aw fuck you Bill
The Bowl Rule by ShaggyDoo123 June 25, 2013

tiger trap bowl 

Refers to a bong or waterpipe bowl that has been filled with marijuana refuse such as stalks and stems, then lightly top with actual weed.

Similar to the Indian tiger trap, where a deep pit is covered with sticks to support grass and leaves to disquise the trap.
The mong never likes to share his weed, so he packs tiger trap bowls for his friends while he gets a full bowl of 'greens'.

Alberta Chili Bowl 

In the middle of anal sex with a female, pull out and proceed to vomit in the gaping ass hole. Once done vomiting continue the anal sex until climax. The sludgy mess that escapes her rear afterwards provides your chili bowl with its contents.
"Dude, your room smells terrible."
"Yeah, gave this bitch an Alberta chili bowl last night, it got everywhere."
Alberta Chili Bowl by Bigcoopdogg November 16, 2012

choke the bowl

(v) to clog the toilet with a massive load of pooh without the aid of charmin.
After three beef and bean burritos, Mieke, the one with the big cans, checked into the poo-house to drop a filthy, steaming duce. Much to her shocked amazement, for the first time in her young life, she managed to choke the bowl. Bursting with pride, she called Johny Cakes, the plumber, who was not amused.
choke the bowl by pooh master March 6, 2009

Turkey Bowl 

Annual Thanksgiving friendly football game played at the Trails. 2008 was the 15th annual.
This year's Turkey Bowl was the best yet.
Turkey Bowl by Tarl Cabot December 18, 2008