A girl that is so hot she instantly brings a bone popping, stiff erection.
A bone popper will leave you with a two-by-four in your pants for several hours. Medical attention may be required.
A bone popper will leave you with a two-by-four in your pants for several hours. Medical attention may be required.
Harper walked by Cody taunting him with her luscious looks. Cody knew it was a bad idea to look at her, because she was a bone popper.
He collapsed, all the blood rushing to his stiffy. When he woke up, he was in an ambulance going to the hospital.
He collapsed, all the blood rushing to his stiffy. When he woke up, he was in an ambulance going to the hospital.
by Jrubadub July 17, 2010

a term used to describe what happens to nice guys, a girl will love them and play with them for a while but after awhile they just get chewed up buried and forgot about just like a DOG BONE
a nice guy falls for a girl and she toys with his feelings then justs moves on just like a dog does with a dog bone play with it for a while love it then start to chew on it and destroy it then bury it and forget it "dog boned"
by bowwacker June 17, 2013

Guy 1: Is that hot seaman all over the floor?
Guy 2: Um...yeah, no sweat, I was just in here casting some spells with my bone wand.
Guy 2: Um...yeah, no sweat, I was just in here casting some spells with my bone wand.
by benevident January 14, 2014

The act of shotgunning a keystone beer whilst having ravenous animal sex with the gender of your choosing for hours on end.
Newest celebrity sex scandal: Kevin Hart outed after video surfaces of him passing out after performing a Keystone Bone with Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson.
by Expired Tiddy Milk October 1, 2019

My roommate is always choking bone.
Hand me that towel. I need a wank hank cause I’ll be choking bone.
My uncle caught me choking bone so I let him watch.
Hand me that towel. I need a wank hank cause I’ll be choking bone.
My uncle caught me choking bone so I let him watch.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2018

The accidental process of fucking a woman in her vagina, then pulling it out too far, later to miss and slam your dick into her taint, shattering your cartilage.
As Sandy reached for the nuts and shifted, Spongebob experienced the worst bone jank of his lifetime, fracturing his spatula, and he only cried for 20 minutes.
by Amateur Sharp Shooter May 17, 2013

by Mcfeeley July 13, 2011
