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bullock's body

A small volume of low density mass which occupies an orbit around Sean Bulman's head (see 'bulla's head'), affectively making it a satellite which if disturbed would cease to have an influence on meat (see 'meat').
by sean bulman November 19, 2003
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Bollocking

Pull your pants up and stop bollocking.
by fruitsaladsniffer January 7, 2016
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Bollocks

To damage, destroy, render unusable, make useless, to break
"Leave my computer alone, you'll bollocks it up like last time!"
by Paddy Smith April 11, 2003
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kick in the Bollocks

the mixing of Jagermister and red bull
hi barkeep I'd like a kick in the bollocks .
very rare is like and kick in the bollocks used in thje same sentence.
by Brandon_ha July 22, 2006
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bollocks-breath

somebody whos breath smells like bollocks and if its a man hes likely to me homosexual if its your nan, then well... she got some serious issues! ALSO U SHOULD BE SCARED!!!
Guy: Dude, your Nan has issues
Girl: What do you mean?
Guy: Well when I was snogging her last night her breath tasted of your dads bollocks.

Girl: Woah, wtf?!
Guy: Yeah, she has serious bollocks-breath
by Crabbagers November 3, 2011
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wonky bollocks

pro-noun used as insult to anybody showing poor co-ordination
Henry: "Oh adam you've dropped that frisbee again you f*****g wonky bollock bastard"
Adam: "i really am a wonky bollocks minge"
by Jeffrey Douglas September 13, 2006
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