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angry blopper

A pent up ejaculate long held in from the long anticipated inevitable romp with the partner after months away working, incarceration, military tour etc. This is the consistency of Elmer’s glue and contains coagulated nuggets of tapioca cum.
It’s been a fortnight since I last bedded the Missus i’m certain I will deposit the angry blopper in her guts!
by Dr. Hyrüm Wifflesnüff April 10, 2023
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Domo Bloot

A convenient solution to a problem unwillingly thrown at you when someone trauma dumps you.
Person 1: "I'm having problems with my life right now"
Person 2: "Domo Bloot, my friend"
by azzbarG June 7, 2023
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Blip-blop

To spend time doing something of no particular value/purpose (usually something on a screen) or to spend time doing any number of miscellaneous activities that are not worth mentioning individually.
I blip-blopped on my phone for hours last night instead of doing my chores.

I don't really have any plans for this Saturday, so I'll probably just blip-blop around the house all day.
by I-am-pothole November 23, 2023
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blip-blop

Verb. To spend time doing one or more things that you do not think are really worth mentioning or describing individually, usually because the action didn't have any real purpose/direction or because you did too many little things to bother listing them all separately.
I could've responded to that email from work, but I didn't feel like it so I blip-blopped on my phone while I was waiting for you instead.

I don't have any plans for this Saturday, so I'll probably just blip-blop around the house all day.
by I-am-pothole November 23, 2023
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Nebraskan Bloated Load

The Nebraskan Bloated Load begins with ingesting blow fly maggots through the male urethra. The next step is to obtain an unknowing sexual partner, and inseminate them with the wriggling larvae. The objective is to mix the tingly nibbling sensations during climax.
Friend: Hey man how did the Tinder date go?
Other friend: she called the police after I gave her my Nebraskan Bloated Load.
by Ripe Wisconsin Twink May 12, 2024
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Nebraskan Bloated Load

The Nebraskan Bloated Load begins with ingesting blow fly maggots through the male urethra. The next step is to obtain an unknowing sexual partner, and inseminate them with the wriggling larvae. The objective is to mix the tingly nibbling sensations during climax.
Friend: How did the Tinder date go?
Other friend: She called the police after I gave her my Nebraskan Bloated Load.
by Ripe Wisconsin Twink May 12, 2024
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blip blop flip flop

"Wow bro you're looking blip blop flip flop today!"
by pseu what March 2, 2024
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