A 'Bloke Job' is blow job administered by an Englishman. If he's just finished eating his fish and chips with malt vinegar and mushy peas … all the better.
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An allusion to anal sex, "baloney" referring to the penetrator's penis and "colonic" referring to the anal penetration itself. Commonly used by men who equate their genitalia with charcuterie and/or processed meat products.
Frat boy 1: "Yo, what was up with that chick you banged last night? She was all vegan and shit!"
Frat boy 2: "Her ass ain't vegan after the baloney colonic I gave her ..."
Frat boy 2: "Her ass ain't vegan after the baloney colonic I gave her ..."
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A blodesur is a mythical creature, who, like the vampire, survives by drinking blood. If they wanted to, they could force their fangs to be seen and eyes will turn red if fangs are visible.
Males tend to have slim builds as females are curvy. Hair either extremely light or incredibly dark.
They cannot see during day, water can irritate skin and are far stronger, faster and logical than humans.
The bite of a blodesur is mildly painful, as if two razors are piercing the feeder's skin.
A blodesur is a mythical creature, who, like the vampire, survives by drinking blood. If they wanted to, they could force their fangs to be seen and eyes will turn red if fangs are visible.
Males tend to have slim builds as females are curvy. Hair either extremely light or incredibly dark.
They cannot see during day, water can irritate skin and are far stronger, faster and logical than humans.
The bite of a blodesur is mildly painful, as if two razors are piercing the feeder's skin.
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The motion is the same despite this, and the move utilized for similar effect
The motion is the same despite this, and the move utilized for similar effect
"The Undertaker ended his long duel with John Cena with a bloke hold. Even John Cena didn't see it coming."
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