Haitian Barista Coffee Special

The act of unconsensually serving your hairy balls that were dipped inside the urine and excrement filled toilet water to your despised roommate while he snores mouth wide open on the living room couch.

After running in to the bathroom to surrender myself to the Shit gods, I couldn’t stop but hearing the irritating sound of my cunt roommate sleeping on the couch. It was at this point I gazed between my thighs to realize it was time to finally deliver a Haitian Barista Coffee Special to my intrusive roommate.

by AlphaaErectus III June 6, 2022

Bridge-Barista

A Barista that can work mornings and nights.

Bram: I’m a bridge-barista lol
Kris: How dare you! I am so offended.

by June N St. March 22, 2023

Harti Bari

Harti Bari refers to Harti people between Iskushuban and Haafuun

she's harti bari

by Bobbystrurrew June 21, 2023

fire barista

someone very good at making fires or maintaining fires

Ella: Ian is very good at making fires
Renata: yeah, he is a fire barista

by ellastarbucks December 28, 2023

Mohammed Bari

Code name for an LGBTQ party or gathering in a place where it is illegal.

They're throwing a party for Mohammed Bari on the beach tomorrow night

by Clitsle-blower May 7, 2024

baale barish

A person of such high stature who lives in Sorotzkin.

He is so baale barish, because he lives in Sorotzkin.

by Larry Pen February 12, 2025

To bari

Attempting and failing to hide/bury information. See also: Streisand effect. Named after Bari Weiss who tried to make a CBS documentary disappear, only to put lots more attention to it.

They tried to bury it, but instead they only managed to bari it.

by M4rv3 December 23, 2025