beetle

Noun; Slang. A term used to refere to the Crypt Lord.

"Taste the wrath of my Beetle Whiskers, blademaster faggot!"

by Gren January 7, 2004

Beets

A vegetable similar to a potato in that it is a root and carries similar qualities to potatos. The inside of this vegetable is purple with blood red juices. Nigger's happen to love this vegetable very much. You have to be careful where you use the word because negros will flock to beets.

"Ya'll got them new Beats by Dre boy?"

"Naw nigga but my moms got deez fresh beets from da market, gawd"

"Damn nigga, I love me some beets. Hand em' ova"

by Blunter420 January 9, 2013

fingee mee beetsh!

A mad ass slur, meaning finger my butt

Roy, wont you come over here and fingee mee beetsh?!

by nigga wha nigga wha wha June 24, 2004

Beetus

A title given to the truly awesome, but usually mistaken for diabetes. Originally used by the great Wilford Brimley.

Wow! That guy truly is the Beetus!

by Morbid Duck June 15, 2010

Pine Beetle Epidemic

The central interior of British Columbia is currently experiencing a Pine Beetle Epidemic. Thousands of hectares of pine forests are dead or dying die to infection by pine beetles. The epidemic has partially been caused by Climate Change, because the winters in the interior no longer get cold enough to hold the pine beetle in check.

The Pine Beetle Epidemic is going to kill most of the trees in Interior British Columbia.

by moonbug November 13, 2006

Beethers

Something that is really bad or ridiculously messed up. (This word is the opposite of coothers, meaning really cool or tight.)

Eugene: "Hey man, I can't play basketball. I sprained my ankle..."

Dhyan: "Aww thats hella beethers!" *walks away in shame*

by xbeatxassassinx August 27, 2009

Beetle Hood

A “Beetle Hood” is a fat stomach flap hanging over and usually hiding the vagina on an overweight female, the flap resembles the hood of a Volkswagen Beetle. It often collects debris and usually smells like a rotting fetus.

She was so god damn fat I couldn't even lift up that beetle hood to fuck her!

She needs to clean under that Beetle hood, it smells like a rotting fetus!

by B.S.N. March 22, 2010